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Old 04-27-2013, 01:39 AM
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From the "You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up" department:




Encore. People will make Guam capsize:

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Default Re: Hank Johnson: 'Imagine a World Without Balloons'

This is the genius who actually said this on the house floor last December...

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What happens when you put in a cage fight a giant in with a midget? Well, the midget will not win the fight, I’m going to tell you that. Why? It just doesn’t carry enough weight to do so. But if you put 30 midgets in with that giant, then the midgets have a chance.

That’s why America needs organized labor, see? Because the midgets need to team up and collectively bargain, or fight the giant.
If I were a candidate running against him, my first and only commercial would be to show a still picture of Hank Johnson on the screen in silence for 20 seconds, then the voiceover would say "Hank Johnson for Congress....


Really?



REALLY?"




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And then we wonder why this country is in the mess it is in.
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Default Re: Hank Johnson: 'Imagine a World Without Balloons'

Oh come on guys. We need some comedic relief. Besies, this guy makes more sense than some of the others
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Hank Johnson: 'Imagine a World Without Balloons' - YouTube


Encore. People will make Guam capsize:

Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson - YouTube
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Default Re: Hank Johnson: 'Imagine a World Without Balloons'

look on the positive side. As long as he is talking dumb stuff like this he ain't pissing money away like the rest of the congress.
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Sadly...he's not the only person who thinks that islands are "floating landmasses"..

And a world without balloons is unconscionable...

God help us.......
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Every time Mikeyy posts...
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If he'll guarantee me that if elected he'll create a midgets vs giants steel cage death match I'll vote the bastard in.



I guess the midgets won that one.
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