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Old 05-16-2008, 01:22 PM
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I always wondered just why people bother with a wired cellphone headset. You've seen them: one hand to hold the phone, one hand to cram the earpiece into their waxy canal and then the other hand to hold the microphone somewhere near the mouth. And all the while evil radiation goblins are racing up the wire, directly into the brain. Hands free? No way.

The handphone takes this madness a step further. Why have one simple, easy to use unit which can simply be held to the head when you can strap a mess of wires onto the back of your hand? Take a look at the picture. How would you dial it? And how would you do anything else while wearing it? Even the fixings are odd. Instead of a simple velcro strap (which seems good enough for both the microphone and speaker) you have two elastic straps. One to cut off the blood flow to your middle finger and one to do the same for your wrist.

The handphone is, of course, a concept design. And will remain so, forever.
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Sheesh!...

Why not just put spikes on it and complete the pain?...
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What a "phoney" idea...

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What a "phoney" idea...
Ouch!...:slap
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Invented by the geek who always got beat up in school for speaking Klingon. It should come with a bubble wrap suit. Zoltan!
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Get off yer cellphone an' drive...

NTSB: All states should ban cellphone use while driving
13 Dec.`11 - State governments should prohibit all drivers from using portable electronic devices such as cellphones while behind the wheel, the National Transportation Safety Board unanimously recommended Tuesday.
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The recommendation from the safety board followed a hearing on a Missouri highway crash on Aug. 5, 2010, which killed two people and injured 38. The chain-reaction crash of four vehicles included two school buses. The board ruled that the initial collision was caused by a pickup driver, Daniel Schatz, 19, who was one of the fatalities, sending 11 text messages in the 11 minutes before the crash. His pickup rammed the back of a tractor-trailer that had slowed for construction on Interstate 44 near Gray Summit. Schatz's truck was then rear-ended by a school bus, which was rear-ended by another school bus. The buses, which investigators found had brake problems, carried members of the John F. Hodge High School band. A student, Jessica Brinker, 15, who sat in the last row of the first bus, died in the crash.

"Two lives lost in the blink of an eye," said Deborah Hersman, the board chairman. "No call, no text, no update is worth a life." An estimated 3,092 traffic fatalities in 2010 were blamed on distracted drivers, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. More than one in six drivers send text messages while driving, and nearly half of drivers less than 25 years old are doing it, according to a NHTSA survey released last week. "This is becoming the new DUI," said Robert Sumwalt, a member of the safety board. "It's becoming an epidemic."

The District of Columbia and 35 states ban text messaging for all drivers, according to the Governors Highway Safety Association. No state bans all cellphone use for drivers, but nine states and D.C. ban drivers from using handheld cellphones while driving. Association spokesman Jonathan Adkins said the group supports a texting ban and found in a July report that cell-phone use increases the risk of a crash. He said he expects the safety-board's recommendation to spur debate, as his group calls for more research on whether banning hands-free use of cell phones makes driving safer. "This could be a game-changer," Adkins said.

Missouri has a state law prohibiting drivers under 21 years old like the pickup driver from sending texts while driving. But state police issued only 120 tickets for the offense during a two-year period, Sumwalt said. The board's federal recommendation for private vehicles would greatly expand previous calls to prohibit cellphone use among commercial drivers. In September 2010, the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration banned commercial drivers from text messaging while operating trucks and buses. The rule applies to about 4 million drivers. The agency just adopted a prohibition Nov. 23 against commercial drivers using hand-held cellphones while behind the wheel. Violations carry a $2,750 fine.

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I always wondered just why people bother with a wired cellphone headset. You've seen them: one hand to hold the phone, one hand to cram the earpiece into their waxy canal and then the other hand to hold the microphone somewhere near the mouth. And all the while evil radiation goblins are racing up the wire, directly into the brain. Hands free? No way.

The handphone takes this madness a step further. Why have one simple, easy to use unit which can simply be held to the head when you can strap a mess of wires onto the back of your hand? Take a look at the picture. How would you dial it? And how would you do anything else while wearing it? Even the fixings are odd. Instead of a simple velcro strap (which seems good enough for both the microphone and speaker) you have two elastic straps. One to cut off the blood flow to your middle finger and one to do the same for your wrist.

The handphone is, of course, a concept design. And will remain so, forever.
I think that someone needs to come up with an "ass-phone" that can be easily shoved up the butt of the idiots who think that it's OK to stop talking to the person sitting in front of them to take a call and spend the next 15 minutes ignoring the person they are with. Or the people who can't seem to not take a call when the "Call waiting" beep goes off, leaving you sitting there wondering if you should just hang up and call back so that you can finish your conversation. Or the idiots who think that they have to tell EVERYONE about their new smart phone and how great it is to be able surf the web from anywhere, but never use any "smart" functionality beyond that.

"AssPhone!!! Now with a new smoother design for easier insertion and a heavy duty extraction cord for those 'extra deep' calls."
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And now the NTSB wants regulations prohibiting the use of cellphones in cars, even if using a Bluetooth overhead speaker with that. I don't talk on the cellphone that much as I hate using it at all.

I see some people who live to use their cellphones. But this idea by the NTSB is dumb. Or how can anyone get ahold of us if an emergency happens, other than to ask if you are going to the store for anything. Or what to pick up for dinner.
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I think that someone needs to come up with an "ass-phone" that can be easily shoved up the butt of the idiots who think that it's OK to stop talking to the person sitting in front of them to take a call and spend the next 15 minutes ignoring the person they are with. Or the people who can't seem to not take a call when the "Call waiting" beep goes off, leaving you sitting there wondering if you should just hang up and call back so that you can finish your conversation. Or the idiots who think that they have to tell EVERYONE about their new smart phone and how great it is to be able surf the web from anywhere, but never use any "smart" functionality beyond that.

"AssPhone!!! Now with a new smoother design for easier insertion and a heavy duty extraction cord for those 'extra deep' calls."
1) to hear someone pass the gas
2) to hear the toilet being flushed more than once.

Just think that if Slim Perkins had every one of his men gathered around the campfire eating those beans in "Blazing Saddles", he would have screamed instead of shouting when he heard the gassy sounds.


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is this a news article from The Onion?
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