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05-01-2012, 03:25 AM
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05-01-2012, 09:53 AM
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05-01-2012, 09:57 AM
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Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me highchair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread. I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast, A little piece of toast. Well, then I started getting older, I hated this, I hated that, Expensive state was ludicrous And cafes couldn't cater for the finer things in life: The upper crust was not for me, I could tell that. So I'd go back home, Switch the kitchen light on, Put the grill on, Slip a slice under And have toast, A little piece of toast. 'Cos there's so much to choose from. There's brown bread, white bread, All sorts of wholemeal bread; It comes in funny packages With writing on the side, But it doesn't matter which one you have 'Cos when you cut the crusts off, Have it with marmalade Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans, Banana Or chocolate if you're strange, It doesn't really matter. Oh no, it all goes with toast, Just toast. I'm gonna think about it some... That's toast, mmm yeah, Just toast, That's toast, Just toast. Well I go down the supermarket With me basket in me hand, I'm walking from one counter to another Trying to find the bread stall, But I can't find it anywhere And then I bump into a mother With a baby in a basket And she says "Oh look, you've started him off again, I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet To get some bread to go home to make toast, Just toast, I like toast" Yeah, but I don't half like toast. OK, scrape that toast, boys. That's toast, Yeah, just toast. [Spoken] I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good. Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here. Me too. Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea. Why not? OK. I've got the grill on. Got any brown bread? Yeah! Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast. Let's go......... (They proceed to make toast, accompanied by various kitchen noises.)
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05-01-2012, 01:23 PM
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05-01-2012, 01:28 PM
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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush Leftists and very small children don't seem to be able to understand that the Government isn't there to "fix" the economy, anymore than a tick is there to fix your dog.~Oftencold
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05-11-2012, 02:08 AM
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05-11-2012, 02:48 AM
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04-21-2013, 12:25 PM
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04-21-2013, 12:29 PM
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Were there none who were discontented with what they have, the world would never reach anything better ~ Florence Nightingale Status quo is Latin for 'the mess we're in' - Ronald Reagan
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04-21-2013, 12:33 PM
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