"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"...George Carlin

"Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!" -- Adam's first words to Eve

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Wine is fine, but whisky's quicker....--Ozzy

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Give me Liberty! or give me marriage!

http://saltwn.blogspot.com/

" This is Louisiana, chief! I mean, how do you know who your daddy is? Because your mama told you so? "

"Pat Buchanan is such a homophobe that he thinks there's global warming because of the AIDS quilt." - Dennis Miller

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

“We learned a lot from him — most importantly how we should love our families and treat one another. The White House has lost a great friend.”

~ Dana Perino, speaking of Tony Snow

I have created some of my own quotes. For example. "He's not the sharpest knife in the draw". Well, Thats not mine but how about.. "His walls don't go all the way to the ceiling" ........OK OK thats all I got this morning.

keep working on it Mikeyy.

I prefer those who have had History decide the value of their word.

countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Benjamin Franklin
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over.
Benjamin Franklin
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
Benjamin Franklin
All would live long, but none would be old.
Benjamin Franklin
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
Benjamin Franklin
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
Benjamin Franklin