If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.
If it stinks, it’s chemistry.
If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

— Handy Guide to Science

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. - Unknown

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

The prostitute says to the midget. "It will never work out because when were nose to nose your toes are in it and when were toe to toe your nose is in it."

Some prostitute

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture

“We can’t wait for Washington to come riding to the rescue. We’ve got to take the bull by the horns and do it ourselves. That means embracing pragmatism over partisanship, ideas over ideology, and results over rhetoric"..Mayor Bloomberg’

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"Destiny must be shaped and not left to mere chance."..Spencer Collins

"Some men look at Constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them, like the Ark of the Covenant, too sacred to be touched. They ascribe to the men of the preceding age a wisdom more than human, and suppose what they did to be beyond amendment. I knew that age well; I belonged to and labored with it."...Thomas Jefferson

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"Destiny must be shaped and not left to mere chance."..Spencer Collins

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

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Justine Milton - “Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.”

Sam Keen - “We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”

Proverb - “The heart that loves is always young.”

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

— John Milton

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Albert Einstein - “A human being is a part of the whole, called by us the 'universe', a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separate from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty. Nobody is able to achieve this completely, but the striving for such achievement is in itself a part of the liberation and a foundation for inner security.”

"This postpartisan era everybody wants is not going to happen, and the great longing for it is childish. What Americans say they want--or even what they think they want--needs to be taken with a grain of salt. Their objection, very often, is less to politics than to arithmetic. Do they want our health-care system fixed? Yes. Do they want Social Security and Medicare on a more solid footing? Absolutely. Will they pay for these things? Not a chance. There are no pragmatic, nonideological solutions to the big question of what the government should do and what it shouldn't. You can have your government programs and pay for them, like a good liberal, or you can have your tax cuts and forgo the programs, like a good conservative. Asking for both is the opposite of pragmatic"...Michael Kinsley