Saving Bristol

cnredd · #1 (**permalink**) 09-17-2008, 06:23 PM

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Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.

Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.

These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.

I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her - she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.

We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know. I now pay it forward and offer some of that money to you.

You don't need to ruin your future in order to support the megalomaniacal self-promotion of a mother whose every action is rooted in a demonic ego and archaic superstition. Don't become victim of the same pressure that had your brother "volunteering" for duty in Iraq.

Please consider my offer as time is of the essence. You don't want this child, the father certainly doesn't want this child and the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.

The "new low" just keeps getting lower everyday, doesn't it?...

faithful_servant · #2 (**permalink**) 09-17-2008, 08:30 PM

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the world doesn't need another wailing mouth to feed.

If the world just has to have one less wailing mouth, boy have I got a suggestion on which one it should be...

saltwn · #3 (**permalink**) 09-19-2008, 01:43 AM

I feel so sorry for Bristol. It would be bad enough to get pregnant before marriage as a teenager, but to be made a public spectacle! I pray she is strong enough to survive this and that her family weathers the storm of crap that is today politics.

team_barlo · #4 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cnredd

Saving Bristol

The "new low" just keeps getting lower everyday, doesn't it?...

Oh Puh-leeze, Redd. That sheeite was written by a conservative republican and you know it.

Talk about a load of horse crap!

cnredd · #5 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by team_barlo

Oh Puh-leeze, Redd. That sheeite was written by a conservative republican and you know it.

Talk about a load of horse crap!

yeah...Don't let anything get in the way of you believing that...

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In August of 2008, Doug Stanhope endorsed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, citing his disappointment with the libertarian candidates and referring to himself as "the head of the one-man Libertarians For Obama group

team_barlo · #6 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 07:33 PM

Huh? You not only read that crap--you digest it too? Man! I'd hate to be your toilet!

Oh--

Been gone too long...

cnredd · #7 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by team_barlo

Huh? You not only read that crap--you digest it too? Man! I'd hate to be your toilet!

Oh--

Been gone too long...

2 minutes is "too long" for you...

saltwn · #8 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by team_barlo

Huh? You not only read that crap--you digest it too? Man! I'd hate to be your toilet!

Oh--

Been gone too long...

Howdy and good to see a familiar...uh..dog.
Great to see you around.

team_barlo · #9 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cnredd

2 minutes is "too long" for you...

LOLOL--two minutes= too long? Methinks that is a wishful thinking kind of thingie perpetuated by the Order of the Gents with Low Stamina at the after hours slosh trough...

team_barlo · #10 (**permalink**) 09-20-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by saltwn

Howdy and good to see a familiar...uh..dog.
Great to see you around.

Hi Salty!

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