Leeberel hete-a speech

Neerly fuoor decedes ooff leffteest pedegugy hes idooceted desputeec, eppeteeteefe-a und spueeled ileetes vhu irreteeunelly cundemn Emereecun inceefeeleety vheele-a ideeleesteecelly ignureeng berbereec Thurd Vurld crooelteees, Bork Bork Bork! Zeese-a incloode-a cleetureedectumy, slefery, breede-a preeceeng, treeel by turtoore-a, inffunteeceede-a, furced eburteeun, gufernment lyncheeng, receesm und generel levlessness, ell suneeteezed es "moolteecooltoorel" eppreceeeteeun, Bork Bork Bork!
Leffteest "Hete-a Emereeca" jeengueesm hes su mooteted thet suceeeleest Meecheel Velzer esked, "Cun Zeere-a Be-a a Decent Lefft?" In hees poobleeceteeun, Deessent, Velzer bemuuned zee lefft's "berely cunceeled glee-a thet zee impereeel stete-a hed feenelly guttee vhet it deserfed," es zeey rejected "uny heent ooff petreeuteec feeleeng."

Flynn's poobleeceteeun, Eccoorecy in Ecedemeea, is a munthly vetchdug noosletter thet keeps tebs oon pedegugeecel etruceeteees. In thees buuk he-a prufeedes a loondry leest ooff gleeffool untee-Emereecun stetements by seeed "ileetes" fullooeeng zee cooerdly moorders ooff thuoosunds ooff nuncumbetunts by zee Sept, Bork Bork Bork! 11 terrureests.

Uneeferseety ooff Messechoosetts-Emherst juoorneleesm pruffessur Beell Isreel cleeems Sept, Bork Bork Bork! 11 ves "zee predeeceble-a resoolt ooff Emereecun puleecy." In hees lectoore-a tu Yele-a stoodents, heestureeun Chelmer Juhnsun ixcoosed zee cernege-a ooff innucent ceeteezens seyeeng zee terrureests "reeghtly identeeffy us es … tryeeng tu keep zeem doon." Prufeeng thet mestery ooff chess dues nut refflect veesdum oor knooledge-a, Flynn qooutes Bubby Feescher's cunclooseeun, "It is teeme-a tu feeneesh ooffff zee U.S. oonce-a und fur ell, Bork Bork Bork! …"

It duesn't get uny better thun thees... I theenk zeey du a greet jub...

YuooToobe-a - Dun't It Meke-a Yuoo Vunt tu Gu Hume-a - Jue-a Suoot - 1969


SeenuYunk (1 munt egu) Shoo Heede-a +2 Merked es spem Reply | Spem Deezzy? Shuooldn't thet hefe-a beee zee zeeme-a sung ooff zee Boosh Edmeeneestreteeun?



Thees fuuleesh leettle-a tveenk mede-a a Boosheessetun cumment oon oone-a ooff my fefureete-a sungs. I unsvered heem veet sumetheeng ebuoot Vermeesm, und here-a's hoo he-a/she-a/it repleeed. Yuoo hefe-a zee reeght tu be-a un ideeut, Bork Bork Bork! I hefe-a zee reeght tu cell yuoo oon it, fur a vheele-a unyvey, Bork Bork Bork!

Cumment frum SeenuYunk:
Deeshmeel, it's herd tu knoo vhet tu sey tu sumeune-a es meendless es yuoo, boot I'll try, Bork Bork Bork! Vhet du yuoo gooys du, joost teke-a Dems (oor leeberels oor blecks) und zeen edd uny oone-a ooff zee fullooeeng sloors? Cummeees, Nezees, Jeehedeests, Femeenezees, terrureests, bleck receests .. .? Iff yuoo cun't ifee get elung veet oozeer vheete-a Emereecuns, hoo veell yuoo get elung in zee beeg, deeferse-a vurld? Cun yuoo pleese-a et leest TRY tu theenk beffure-a yuoo pust?

Pleese-a vetch thees feed thet pukes foon et oone-a ooff zee must ifeel creetoores oon zee plunet, tudey...Zeen ieezeer loogh, oor yell et me-a.

Zeen, leestee tu prubebly, zee must beooteeffool, Gud inspured sungs ifer vreettee, Bork Bork Bork!

Get beck tu me-a, veell yuoo?

Thees Grece-a is a greet roonner up.

I leeke-a heem...

I remember vhee I leefed in Bustun. Sume-a ooff my essuceeetes, und a ledy freeend, deedn't vunt tu gu veet me-a tu see-a a mufeee-a, Bork Bork Bork! Zeey hed tu get tu Bustun Cummun tu vefe-a Nurt Feeetnemese-a flegs, boorn US coorrency, und OoFF THE PIGS. "Phyllees" (her reel neme-a, LOL.) hed sume-a pushun mede-a veet iggs und vhetefer, tu spreed oon zeeur feces tu defflect teer ges, Bork Bork Bork!

Nut mooch hes chunged, Bork Bork Bork! Cept noo, iferybudy is upset ebuoot hoorteeng zee puur Freedum Feeghters (Ooeenkey Muuer,) ooff zee Jeehedeest persooesun.

I beleeefe-a Choock Negrun beceme-a un evffool elcuhuleec, und beceme-a a Chreesteeun. I cuooldn't cere-a less. He-a KNEV, frum ierly oon, vhet zee scure-a ves. Iff yuoo're-a interested, pleese-a Guugle-a it, und tell me-a he-a jueened Cet Yooseff Stefens oon zee Jeehed.

Vhee desputeec gufernments keell peuple-a vhu vunt freedum?

Releegeeun is bunned in Cheena. Yuoo'fe-a heerd ooff thuse-a evffool foondementeleest Feloon Gung, peuple-a? Teeununmee Sqooere-a, ves a beooteeffool leettle-a bluud bet, ebuoot 20 yeers egu, next munt.

I see-a zee Leffteest ecturs peempeeng fur UNeesyph, Bork Bork Bork! I vunder iff zee UN munsters ere-a repeeng cheeldree in Myunmer, yet. :foonny :defeel

Zee Joonta (nut a demucreteec gufernment,) hes beee slooghtereeng zeeur oovn peuple-a fur a lung teeme-a noo. Zeey'fe-a reffoosed hoomuneetereeun eeed frum us. Zeey ectooelly toorned evey a French sheep, lest it be-a a Mun Oo Ver, Bork Bork Bork! REELLY :lul

Teebet prutesters meesseeng, Emnesty seys - CNN.cum

Teebet prutesters meesseeng, Emnesty seys
LONDON, Inglund (EP) -- Mure-a thun 1,000 prutesters deteeened dooreeng untee-gufernment reeuts in Teebet three-a munths egu ere-a meesseeng, a hoomun reeghts gruoop seeed Vednesdey.

Emnesty Interneteeunel seeed a qooerter ooff ebuoot 4,000 peuple-a deteeened by puleece-a dooreeng zee reeuts in Teebet in Merch ere-a steell uneccuoonted fur. Zee rest hefe-a beee ieezeer releesed oor pleced under furmel errest.

Zee Oolympeec turch veell pess thruoogh zee Teebetun cepeetel, Lhesa, oon Setoordey, und Emnesty's Eseea-Peceeffeec durectur, Sem Zereeffee, seeed zee ifent shuoold drev ettenteeun tu zee pleeght ooff zee meesseeng und thuse-a steell in preesun. Seferel duzee fureeegn noos ooootlets hefe-a beee infeeted tu vetch zee reley in Lhesa.

"Zeere-a is fery leettle-a inffurmeteeun cumeeng oooot ooff Teebet, boot zee inffurmeteeun ve-a hefe-a peeents a dure-a peectoore-a ooff erbeetrery detenteeuns und eboose-a ooff deteeenees," he-a seeed.

"Veet zee turch reley ebuoot tu inter Teebetun erees, thees shuoold be-a un ooppurtooneety tu sheene-a sume-a leeght oon zee seetooeteeun zeere-a."

Booddheest munks in Lhesa held demunstreteeuns egeeenst Cheenese-a roole-a in Merch, Bork Bork Bork!

Zee prutests spreed ecruss Teebet und toorned feeulent es prutesters cleshed veet puleece-a.

Zee Cheenese-a oothureeteees respunded veet a messeefe-a secooreety clempdoon und mede-a perts ooff Teebet ooffff leemeets tu fureeegn tuooreests und must ooff zee interneteeunel medeea.

Emnesty Interneteeunel seeed puleece-a und secooreety furces hefe-a cunffeesceted mubeele-a phunes und cumpooters frum munestereees, noonnereees und preefete-a humes in Teebet tu stup peuple-a cummooneeceteeng veet zee ooootseede-a vurld, Bork Bork Bork!

Cheena seys it hes rooled Teebet fur centooreees, elthuoogh muny Teebetuns sey zeeur humelund ves issenteeelly independent fur mooch ooff thet teeme-a.