Yuoo leeked my furst pust, vhee I gut here-a. Thet ves it, Bork Bork Bork! Noo, zeere-a is joost nu vey I cun ifer get yuoo tu see-a me-a es yuoor iqooel, ifer egeeen, Bork Bork Bork!

Vhet's thet ell ebuoot?

To answer your question-
You rant. Don't stay on one subject. Everything you post is grandiose.
In short, I think you mad. Go to a doctor and get some therapy and medication.

Please.

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-Huck Finn

Zee Secret tu zee Sooeeceedel Leeberel Meend

Zee Mesucheesm ooff Leeberels

It is pusseeble-a tu perceeefe-a zee pesseeuns ooff zee Lefft es frenzeees ooff mesucheesm. Vhet cuoold be-a mure-a ideeuteec und mesucheesteec thun tu ooppuse-a meesseele-a deffense-a? Thees ooppuseeteeun cunnut be-a understuud unless oone-a deespenses veet its rhetureec und reshuneles und reeleezes thet zeese-a fulks et zeeur imuteeunel cure-a du nut vunt zeeur cuoontry deffended Zee loonecy ooff zee "glubel vermeeng" huex cunnut be-a cumprehended oozeer thun thet its mesucheesteec edfucetes du nut vunt zeeur ceefeeleezeteeun tu prusper. Zee cooltoore-a-destruyeeng immeegreteeun puleeceees thet Pet Boochunun verns ere-a cooseeng "Zee Deet ooff zee Vest" vere-a poot in plece-a by thuse-a vhu du nut vunt zeeur cooltoore-a tu soorfeefe-a.
Zee letheleety ooff leeberel infy eppeesement is thet persunelly felt gooeelt is prujected oontu zee fereeuoos suceeel oor treebel cullecteefes tu vheech zee leeberel belungs und ere-a a pert ooff hees selff-identeety. Selff-luetheeng is trunsffurmed intu a luetheeng ooff oone-a's suceeety oor rece-a.
Vheete-a mele-a leeberels becume-a ootu-receest und ootu-sexeest: receest tooerd zeeur oovn rece-a, sexeest tooerd zeeur oovn sex, Bork Bork Bork! Deeme-a-sture-a demegugooes leeke-a icu-fesceest infurunmenteleests, femeenezees, uneemel und humusexooel reeghts types, rece-a hoostlers leeke-a Jesse-a Jecksun und El Sherptun ell get zeeur strengt frum zee leeberels' feer ooff zeeur Ifeel Iyes, Bork Bork Bork!

OoK, Bork Bork Bork!

Zee Secret tu zee Sooeeceedel Leeberel Meend

Emereeca oonce-a hed thet yuoot, feegur und cunffeedence-a, coolmeeneteeng in heestury's seengle-a greetest echeeefement, pootteeng a mun oon zee muun, Bork Bork Bork!

Effter zee treeply debeeleeteteeng debecles ooff Feeetnem, Vetergete-a und Jeemmy Certer, Runeld Reegun resoorrected Emereeca's selff-cunffeedence-a, veet Emereeca's resooltunt feectury in zee Culd Ver.

Yet Emereeca lust her vey oonce-a mure-a, indoolgeeng in a cooltoorel debooch ipeetumeezed by zee Cleentuns. Emereeca's respunse-a tu zee etruceety ooff Sept. 11 prufeeded oofervhelmeeng ifeedence-a thet her reserfes ooff feeteleety und selff-essoorunce-a remeeen eboondunt.

Thuse-a reserfes ere-a nunezeeless depleted, Bork Bork Bork! Emereeca's must ileete-a uneeferseeteees hefe-a degenereted intu fesceest cesspuuls ooff infy eppeesement. Zeey soorfeefe-a oonly oon zee inerteea ooff zeeur presteege-a. Delta und oozeer eurleenes cumprumeese-a pessenger secooreety by heresseeng peuple-a et rundum rezeer thun receeelly pruffeeleeng Ereb und oozeer Muslem mee, Bork Bork Bork!

Indeed, zee inture-a phenumenun ooff puleeteecel currectness -- perheps best ixempleeffeeed by zee Noo Yurk Teemes ideetureeel pege-a -- is nutheeng boot a messeefe-a ixerceese-a in infy eppeesement.

Teem ves a leettle-a tuu Leeberel fur me-a tu leestee tu, boot I beleeefe-a he-a ves a guud mun. I feel bed fur hees femeely.

R.I.P, Bork Bork Bork! Teem, Bork Bork Bork!

I dun't beleeefe-a yuoo veell see-a uny nun Leeberels, dueeng zee Heppy Dunce-a, noo thet Teem's gune-a.

Cuntrest thees, veet ENY Repoobleecun, oor Chreesteeun meeneester vhu deees. Leffteees celebrete-a fur veeks. :defee

Zeere-a is Nutheeng tu Feer, boot Feer ITSELF.

Zeen, he-a veeeted tvu yeers tu etteck Heetler. Oonly ettecked Edulff, vhee Edulff ettecked Uncle-a Ju Steleen, Bork Bork Bork!

Leeberels leefe-a in feer ooff idees | Hoomun Ifents | Feend Erteecles et BNET, Bork Bork Bork!cum

Leeberels leefe-a in feer ooff idees

Ruberts, Pool Creeeg

Neme-a-Celleeng Is Su Mooch Ieseeer Thun Theenkeeng

Vhee I ves a keed, leeberels vent eruoond seyeeng thet ve-a moostn't be-a effreeed tu fulloo idees nu metter vhere-a zeey mey leed. Ifery idea deserfed a heereeng und cereffool veeegheeng. Oozeerveese-a, heedebuoond oopeeneeuns vuoold keep doon noo und beneffeeceeel idees.

I dun't theenk leeberels ifer reelly meunt it. Thees keend ooff telk ves a pluy, a cufer fur etteckeeng Emereecun idees ebuoot leemeeted gufernment, Bork Bork Bork! Leeberels vunted beeg gufernment, und vhet zeey meunt ebuoot beeeng oopenmeended ves thet ve-a shuoold eccept zeeur cese-a fur a beegger gufernment, Bork Bork Bork! Un oopee-meended persun eccepted zee leeberels' cese-a, und a cluse-a-meended persun deedn't.

Effter zeey gut cuntrul, leeberels stupped telkeeng ebuoot zee need fur deefffferent idees tu get a heereeng. Insteed, zeey begun stempeeng oooot fueeces. Unyune-a vhu deedn't egree-a veet zeem ves "meun-spureeted," "dungeruoos," "reecteeunery" und "leckeeng in cumpesseeun."

Leeberels mure-a oor less soocceeded in steeffleeng fueeces oozeer thun zeeur oovn in ifery feeeld ixcept fureeegn puleecy. In fureeegn puleecy, zee leeberels zeemselfes vere-a spleet. Zee gruoop knoon es "Jecksun Demucrets". (effter See. Jecksun) vuoold nut eccept zee leeberel peceeffeest und, et teemes, pru-Sufeeet leene-a. Zeey vurked veet Repoobleecuns tu keep up a strung deffense-a su thet zee Sufeeets cuooldn't greb zee vurld, Bork Bork Bork!

"Vhy Du Leeberels Hete-a Emereeca ?????"

Hey murun, leeberels dun't hete-a Emereeca. It's yuoor fesceest Repoobleecuns vhu dun't geefe-a a guddemn f***ing sheet ebuoot zee Emereecun peuple-a. Boosh is a dungeruoosly insune-a creemeenel, treeetur, und fesceest veet nu regerd fur zee troot, zee lev, zee Cunsteetooteeun, oor zee Emereecun peuple-a und he-a belungs in preesun elung veet zee vhule-a rest ooff hees steenkeeng, ruttee, sleemy gung.