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Old 10-28-2007, 05:33 PM
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Human race will 'split into two different species'

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The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiselled features, however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.
I really hope this guy wasn't given a grant...
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The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite
You mean like this charming fellow?
or
of course they probably got their dashing looks from this Medici ancestorand an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenize our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises,(cool) according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.

The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiseled features, however.

While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.

"...In the year twenty-five twenty-five if man is still alive; If woman can survive they may find..." Zager and Evans

Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.
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Human race will 'split into two different species

Democrats-Republicans ?

Looks like the split is progressing very well...
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I'm still waiting on my flying car...
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This is easily recogniable as the future world of "The Time Machine" by H.G. Wells.

The outdoor leisure species is called the Eloi or Elite in greek.
The underground factory worker species Wells calls Morlocks, from the British slang term
Mud Lark, for those who work at dirty jobs in London. The Greek term would be Hoi Poloi
for common people and Helot for slaves.

In Wells future the middle class, The Hoi Poloi, has disappeared. Only Elite and Slaves remain. The slaves eat the degenerate children of the rich. A bizarre twist on Swift's "Modest Proposal".
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Human race will 'split into two different species

Democrats-Republicans ?

Looks like the split is progressing very well...
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Human race will 'split into two different species'

I really hope this guy wasn't given a grant...
What does The Onion have to say about all of this?
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