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Old 08-12-2011, 05:08 PM
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Old 08-12-2011, 05:10 PM
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Bert and Ernie look so plush.

so very, very plush........
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Bert and Ernie look so plush.

so very, very plush........
You know how you operate Burt and Ernie don't you? Anal fisting
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What are the cone heads going to do now? They don't have those insinuations anymore to bolster their agenda of defunding public broadcasting?

edited defunding not defending

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You know how you operate Burt and Ernie don't you? Anal fisting
Amazingly, that was how they worked Gordon, too...
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I'm not going to even try and count the number of gay guys I have met with bert or ernie tattooed somewhere.
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Tramp stamps are ALWAYS bad, but the level of bad increases with the size of the tattoo...
What is a "tramp stamp" exactly? I was raised in a time and place where tattoos on anyone other that a veteran, and mostly a WWII veteran was said to indicate "undesirability." And a tattoo on a woman would have been said to indicate a circus performer, or a sure sign of the apocalypse.

At any rate, I never learnt what a "tramp stamp" is.
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What is a "tramp stamp" exactly? I was raised in a time and place where tattoos on anyone other that a veteran, and mostly a WWII veteran was said to indicate "undesirability." And a tattoo on a woman would have been said to indicate a circus performer, or a sure sign of the apocalypse.

At any rate, I never learnt what a "tramp stamp" is.
A tattoo at the base of the back...

Used to display when wearing lowriding pants or small shirts, and something to look at when "fornicating from behind"...

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A tattoo at the base of the back...

Used to display when wearing lowriding pants or small shirts, and something to look at when "fornicating from behind"...
And I never understood why its usually their name in some form either. If you're in a position to be looking at her tramp stamp, she damned sure ain't the type of girl (or guy) who's name you're even going to care to remember when you're done with her anyway.
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