A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box, and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So: -

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey
e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dink y

z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last na me to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = d unkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Mine is'

Snickle Potty Dunkin

Nice to meet you...Mine is Snickle Flippin Hump...

We must be related!

mine's Goober Flippinhump

You never know...

There is something inherently wrong about a lesbian being named Boobie Chuckledunkin.

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If a certain course of action makes the mouth-breathers furious, then that’s a good policy. – The Practical Environmentalist

Ugh...

Snooty Farkleface....


LMAO!

Crusty Girdlehump at your service...

For Saint Patrick's Day, I go by my Irish name....Crappy McGiggles...

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Hello! I am Dorky Battypants.

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