Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "Hoo boy. It's not looking too good for us, Dick."

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?


We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore This is what happens when you eat chocolate! This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about.

It could happen to you......or them.

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Chocolate can cause small feet !!



Warn everyone!!!

I know this is just jokes, and I don't want to bring anybody down, but, I just can't get over ugly hillary jokes. I think she is so pretty!

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And I'm a 285-pound anorexic...

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She looks like Laura Bush's slightly more feminine sister to me. Graceful, poised.
Eye of the beholder as always.
Besides, chubbies beat anorexies any day of the week. "I'm not fat; I'm fluffy."
Similarly:
"Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at."

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You can drink a girl pretty but you can't drink her thin...

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You beat anorexia too? Sweet.. ;o)

Well, I don't believe the man thought Hillary was ugly, he just had a hankerin' for sheep...

I beat the hell out of it...

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