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Old 11-14-2008, 05:30 PM
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The Michigan vs. Ohio State game in Columbus has been cancelled this year.















Because Michigan can't get past Toledo.
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The Michigan vs. Ohio State game in Columbus has been cancelled this year.















Because Michigan can't get past Toledo.
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Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . . .


In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:

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I think somebody in Nebraska's just got way too much time on their hands!

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I think somebody in Nebraska's just got way too much time on their hands!

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Word Problem:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?






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What does Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common?

They both live off of dead Beatles!

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...wonder if the same savvy construction company may have been responsible for all three of these award winners?


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