Ashura in America(slightly graphic) - Page 3

Mikeyy · #21 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The face of Jacqueline

I don't understand, please explain. "block strapped to your head", what for?

I guess so Jews to konk their noggins. Unless its some kinda MP3 player

The face of Jacqueline · #22 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 11:31 AM

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I gooess su Joos tu kunk zeeur nuggeens. Unless its sume-a keenda MP3 pleyer

Vhet? I dun't understund.

The face of Jacqueline · #23 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 11:53 AM

Hey oold besterd vhy deed yuoo roon evey

Mikeyy · #24 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 12:20 PM

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Hey old bastard why did you run away?

Haven't you ever seen the wailing wall?

The face of Jacqueline · #25 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 12:29 PM

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Hefee't yuoo ifer seee zee veeeleeng vell?

It's nut veeeleeng vell. Zee "bluck strepped tu yuoor heed" ere-a buxes vheech cunteeen preyers und instroocteeuns fur guud und currect leeffe-a, a theeng thet helps zee Joos tu leefe-a in joosteece-a und veethuoot ell keends ooff ebumeeneteeuns und eddeecteeuns thet zee leeffe-a ooff zee leekes ooff yuoo ere-a fooll veet.

Joos gut thet cummundment frum G-d et mt, Bork Bork Bork! Seeneee. Nubudy gut cummundments frum G-d tu du Eshoora.

Noo yuoo understund zee deefffference-a? Vell beck tu zee poob lul, Bork Bork Bork!, Bork Bork Bork!.

Mikeyy · #26 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 12:54 PM

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It's not wailing wall. The "block strapped to your head" are boxes which contain prayers and instructions for good and correct life, a thing that helps the Jews to live in justice and without all kinds of abominations and addictions that the life of the likes of you are full with.

Jews got that commandment from G-d at mt. Sinai. Nobody got commandments from G-d to do Ashura.

Now you understand the difference? Well back to the pub lol...

Actually I'm an atheist so I don't have anything against anyone. As long as they don't harm others. I was just pointing out that from the outside looking in all religions have strange rituals. No harm to me either way. Thanks for the info. I just thought they were wooden blocks straped to their heads.

The face of Jacqueline · #27 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 01:27 PM

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Ectooelly I'm un ezeeeest su I dun't hefe-a unytheeng egeeenst unyune-a. Es lung es zeey dun't herm oozeers. I ves joost pueenteeng oooot thet frum zee ooootseede-a luukeeng in ell releegeeuns hefe-a strunge-a reetooels. Nu herm tu me-a ieezeer vey. Thunks fur zee inffu. I joost thuooght zeey vere-a vuudee blucks streped tu zeeur heeds. :thoombsoop

Yuoor velcume-a, Bork Bork Bork!

Boot vhet I menteeuned vesn't strunge-a et ell. Tu vetch Emereecuns demuleesh zeeur cers und vrestleeng in frunt ooff leettle-a keeds is vhet reelly strunge-a, Bork Bork Bork! Su iff yuoo ere-a gunna telk ebuoot strunge-a theengs zeen telk ebuoot strunge-a theengs und nut ebuoot feetel theengs.

Und I pueented oooot tu yuoo cuoople-a ooff munths egu in unuzeer furoom thet Joodeeesm isn't a releegeeun. Und it seems thet yuoo furgut thet su I'll reffresh yuoor memury.

Zee meuneeng ooff zee term "Releegeeun" is: theengs thet peuple-a beleeefe-a in frum zeeur oovn imegeeneteeun und zeeur oovn desure-a, veethuoot unyune-a tu veetnesss iff zeey ooccoored oor nut, Bork Bork Bork!

Moosleems ere-a peuple-a vhu beleeefe-a in Islem relgeeun vheech is infented pegun dreem by sume-a joonky pedupheele-a

Joos eree't "peuple-a vhu beleeefe-a in Joodeeesm", Bork Bork Bork! Joos ere-a peuple-a vhu ere-a descendunts ooff Joodeh vhum zeeur uncesturs heerd G-d in zee refeleteeun ooff mt. Seeneee, ell ooff zeem. Joos dun't beleeefe-a. Joos KNOV. Knooeeng is mooch strunger thun beleeefeeng. Moosleem beleeefers beleeefe-a in vhet zeeur imegeeneteeun vunts tu beleeefe-a. Thet's crep, Bork Bork Bork!

Zee Ixudoos und zee refeleteeun in mt, Bork Bork Bork! Seeneee, in vheech G-d spuke-a zee cummundments tu ell zee Jooeesh neshun, eree't "releegeeuoos" ifents boot HISTORICEL ifents.

Ell zee peuple-a vhu ere-a leefeeng in thees vurld, Joos und nun Joos, ere-a descendunts ooff Nuech, zeereffure-a zeey hefe-a tu fulloo zee 7 cummundments thet G-d spuke-a tu Nuech und hees femeely in zee refeleteeun ooff zee reeenboo effter zee beeg fluud. Elsu thees refeleteeun isn't a "releegeeuoos" oone-a boot HISTORICEL oone-a. Leter oon G-d edded mure-a 606 cummundments tu zee Joos.

Elsu nubudy cun "cunfert" tu Joodeeesm becoose-a iff yes zeen he-a vuoold be-a celled Jooeesh, seme-a fur peuple-a vhu cunfert tu Islem ere-a celled Moosleems und tu Chreesteeuneety ere-a celled Chreesteeuns. Boot he-a isn't celled Jooeesh becoose-a hees ithneec identeety isn't Jooeesh, he-a isn't a descendunt ooff Joodeh. He-a is celled Ger Tzedek, Bork Bork Bork! Ger is strunger und Tzedek is joosteece-a in Hebroo. Unuzeer reesun vhy Joodeeesm isn't a releegeeun.

Hupe-a thet helps.

Mikeyy · #28 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The face of Jacqueline

Your welcome.

But what I mentioned wasn't strange at all. To watch Americans demolish their cars and wrestling in front of little kids is what really strange. So if you are gonna talk about strange things then talk about strange things and not about vital things.

And I pointed out to you couple of months ago in another forum that Judaism isn't a religion. And it seems that you forgot that so I'll refresh your memory.

The meaning of the term "Religion" is: things that people believe in from their own imagination and their own desire, without anyone to witnesss if they occured or not.

Muslims are people who believe in Islam relgion which is invented pagan dream by some junky pedophile

Jews aren't "people who believe in Judaism". Jews are people who are descendants of Judah whom their ancestors heard G-d in the revelation of mt. Sinai, all of them. Jews don't believe. Jews KNOW. Knowing is much stronger than believing. Muslim believers believe in what their imagination wants to believe. That's crap.

The Exodus and the revelation in mt. Sinai, in which G-d spoke the commandments to all the Jewish nation, aren't "religious" events but HISTORICAL events.

All the people who are living in this world, Jews and non Jews, are descendants of Noach, therefore they have to follow the 7 commandments that G-d spoke to Noach and his family in the revelation of the rainbow after the big flood. Also this revelation isn't a "religious" one but HISTORICAL one. Later on G-d added more 606 commandments to the Jews.

Also nobody can "convert" to Judaism because if yes then he would be called Jewish, same for people who convert to Islam are called Muslims and to Christianity are called Christians. But he isn't called Jewish because his ethnic identity isn't Jewish, he isn't a descendant of Judah. He is called Ger Tzedek. Ger is stranger and Tzedek is justice in Hebrew. Another reason why Judaism isn't a religion.

Hope that helps.

Too deep for me. And it seems again that you have to run down another religion to make yours seem better. I am descendant from Mom and Dad. Thats about as far back as I need to go. So I hope you all could enjoy your religion without running others down. But thats just me. I think it will be great when the religious people of the world put their childrens future above ancient arguments. All I can do is hope.

Mikeyy · #29 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 02:03 PM

Anyway its like asking a muslim to explain Judiaism. He probably would give me all the bad news. So it doesn't make sense to ask a member of one religion to explain another. IMHO

The face of Jacqueline · #30 (**permalink**) 01-23-2008, 02:34 PM

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Und it seems egeeen thet yuoo hefe-a tu roon doon unuzeer releegeeun tu meke-a yuoors seem better.

It seems egeeen thet yuoo dun't understund seemple-a Ingleesh coose-a yuoo deedn't understund unytheeng frum vhet I ixpleeened in seemple-a Ingleesh. Egeeen I'm telleeng yuoo, tvetee buy, I dun't roon doon unytheeng, it's nut ebuoot "roonneeng doon unuzeer releegeeun", it's ebuoot speekeeng egeeenst bed peuple-a vhu du bed theengs. I elsu speek egeeenst peuple-a vhuse-a "releegeeun" is pedupheeleea, rubbery, repe-a itc. Elsu zee "releegeeun" ooff zee Nezees is a releegeeun ooff moorder. Shuooldn't ve-a speek egeeenst zeeur "releegeeun"? Und in vhet du zee bluudy Moosleem beleeefers deeffffer frum zee nezees? Zeey ere-a vurse-a thun zeem.

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I em descendunt frum Mum und Ded. Thets ebuoot es fer beck es I need tu gu.

Yes, und zeey vere-a creeted by G-d vhu gefe-a zeem levs ooff behefeeur in thees vurld. Boot yuoo ere-a un ezeeeest, und yuoo dun't beleeefe-a in unytheeng. Tu beleeefe-a in sumetheeng meuns tu fulloo its levs. Iff yuoo sey thet yuoo beleeefe-a in zee treffffeec levs it meuns thet yuoo veell fulloo zeem. Yuoo dun't beleeefe-a in G-d vheech meuns thet yuoo theenk yuoo cun du vhetefer yuoo vunt, incloodeeng tu felsely speek egeeenst guud und reeghteuoos peuple-a boot nut tu sey ifee oone-a vurd egeeenst thuse-a vhu slooghter zeem, Bork Bork Bork! Yuoo theenk yuoo cun du vhetefer yuoo vunt, incloodeeng bed theengs und yuoo vun't be-a joodged fur dueeng zeem, thet's vhy yuoo stule-a zee lund ooff zee indeeuns, Bork Bork Bork!

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Su I hupe-a yuoo ell cuoold injuy yuoor releegeeun veethuoot roonneeng oozeers doon.

Yeeh, meunvheele-a yuoor Moosleem freeends ere-a slooghtereeng innucent peuple-a by zee cummundments ooff zeeur infented pegun dreems boot yuoo ere-a mooch mure-a vurreeed frum peuple-a leeke-a me-a vhu "is roonneeng oozeer pegun dreems doon".., Bork Bork Bork!

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Boot thets joost me-a. I theenk it veell be-a greet vhee zee releegeeuoos peuple-a ooff zee vurld poot zeeur cheeldrens footoore-a ebufe-a unceeent ergooments. Ell I cun du is hupe-a.

It's nut ebuoot releegeeuoos peuple-a, Bork Bork Bork! It's ebuoot ELL PEOPLE, Bork Bork Bork! Iff ell peuple-a veell du vhet zeey vere-a reelly cummunded tu du zeen it veell be-a greet. Leeke-a sume-a Erebs und furmer Chreesteeuns vhu ebunduned zeeur infented pegun dreems und retoorned tu fulloo zee 7 cummundments, Bork Bork Bork!

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Unyvey its leeke-a eskeeng a moosleem tu ixpleeen Joodeeeeesm. He-a prubebly vuoold geefe-a me-a ell zee bed noos. Su it duesn't meke-a sense-a tu esk a member ooff oone-a releegeeun tu ixpleeen unuzeer. IMHO

Ooh Greet Meekeyy, next he-a veell esk a nezee tu ixpleeen zee Jooeesh peuple-a, Bork Bork Bork!

Nu, it's nut zee seme-a, yuoo dun't deesteengooeesh betveee guud und bed und thees is yuoor prublem.

Yuoo ere-a un oold ugly pezeeteec mun, Bork Bork Bork!

I hupe-a yuoo veell get yuoor lessun vell und I vun't cunteenooe-a tu repeet my vurds coose-a I dun't hefe-a teeme-a fur bed und doomb peuple-a leeke-a yuoo.

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