Not all the best stories are from drinking.

Not drinking but some rather good "Black Microdots" allowed us to find an acquaintance in a bathroom stall sitting on the floor handling some pretty smelly stuff saying "playdoo".

Same microdots (capable of flying 4 people)(slightly larger than a comma , ) The quote being "Give me one of those. That little thing can't hurt me"

Same fellow, and the quote is "I'll smoke you under the table" lasted 2 tokes and was forever nicknamed "two toke Jones"

Walking down a street in Mainz, Germany a couple of guys in shortsleeves, "riding a purple pyramid" upon seeing a yard covered in frost were overheard to say "That's ice....it must be cold out here".

In a tank the helmets have an intercom and a radio and to activate you push the switch one way or the other.......One night late the radio announced "Hey! Pass me that bowl" The next voice was the CO saying "I appreciate that information" and immediately 4 or 5 smoke evacuation fans came on in some of the tanks at the site where we were at.

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Darn I didn't mean to KILL the thread. I was amused.

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Lol--I was amused too. I don't think you kilt it. Maybe folks are out making more drinking stories.

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Thanksgiving EVE, which is the biggest bar night of the year...About 10 years ago...

I was had a bar, had my fill, and on the way home decided I had a craving for some tomato soup...

I went to the grocery store and got some, and got into my car and started up the engine...

"A Horse with No Name" was on the radio, and I thought "cool song"...So I tilted my head back, closed my eyes, and relaxed while listening...

Next thing I know, it's 4:30AM and a cop is knocking on window...I passed out for over two hours with the engine running!!!...

I rolled down the window and told the cop I had a long day and "fell asleep" not "passed out" from drinking (I doubt he believed me)...he ran my license but let me go...I was only a few blocks from home so he followed me to make sure I was going straight there...

Now here's the fun part...I told ONE GUY what happened later on...he ended up telling the whole bar about it...

So the next time I went into the bar, I didn't get fully through the front door without 15 people yelling "SOUP!!!!"...It became my temporary nickname...

For the next couple of weeks, people were getting me shots of tomato juice...

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While stationed in Germany we were "in the field" at a different base and I managed to get so drunk on Tequila that they wouldn't believe that all I had done was drink so they pumped my stomach to remove the pills that they THOUGHT I was overdosed on. NOT FUNNY!
I still wish I could remember the nurse that comforted me cause I fell in love.

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Steve...

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd