> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
> knife, and charges at you.
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
> .................................................. ............
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
> Democrat's Answer :
>
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
> hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
> send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
> me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
> he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
> make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
> some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
> .................................................. .......................
> ..........................................
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> .................................................. .......................
> .........................................
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

I live in the Midwest but I guess I'm a Southerner in spirit!

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"Destiny must be shaped and not left to mere chance."..Spencer Collins ..

See I was thinking that since he has a knife, why not shoot him in the belly and let him die slow, shooting him in the legs and arms just for the fuck of it.

I would say that I'm a Southern Democrat. I'd shoot em and then feel bad later.

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Jesus Was A Liberal

If a certain course of action makes the mouth-breathers furious, then that’s a good policy. – The Practical Environmentalist