Let's tell a story (Keep it clean!)...

But only continue the story using only three words...

Here we go...

One day while sitting on my... porch, I saw...something quite odd.. An old lady...Ran naked through....the entire neighborhood... waving at everyone with a babushka. The neighbors watched... in awed silence... while dialing 911... The 911 operator asked if she... might be drugged. One neighbor replied... Could well be...But more likely... a Paul voter... "That explains it"...Later that night... strange noises were... heard throughout town..., as all
Dogs started barking... and howling at the full moon an eerie chill went down my twisted, mangled spine my toes curled up under the slimy, black scum until the monkey...
Washed them off. A new day was dawning over the fetid corpse as the sun
Dried out the carbuncles of an unknown vagrant... and his pet, Sparky, a bloodhound.... famous for tracking... the scent of... Aunt Hilda's Snickerdoodles. regardless of how it appears to the unintelligent masses there is still the issue of... a naked granny Police officers arrived... with sirens screeching and tires burning... police dogs ready The old lady... tripped and fell over the dog but as she... hacked up lung some pills ejected... She got busted but then escaped... by climbing inside... a passing taxi the driver turned... a mottled red when she said Bingo, any body? "Cash first, lady"...And don't try... any funny stuff... I wasn't born... in a cave... Take me to your leader, please. "There ARE none!" So, go away. The driver pulled... up his pants accidentally catching his zipper on his underwear, so then he ripped it from his jeans and wiped tears from his face...
As he held the mangled zipper between his toes Two days later... the earth shook and the winds became chill as Frozen Pale Ale in a frosted clear pint glass... SIXTEEN naked Grandmas NO, not SIXTEEN!!! The smell of... too much sex permeated the atmosphere
and onto the... airport loading dock WHAT?!?!?!... The pilot noticed... several suspicious
boxes with the words... open with caution These boxes were... emitting loud growls... and shaking violently... as though Cujo... was licking his latest unfortunate kill. Oh my gosh!...
exclaimed the Pilot, what is in that seismic package which makes it move like that???" I better get a chainsaw, because something isn't right " "Great Granny's Ghost!" The pilot exclaimed... all the while the pilot ran... towards the boxes... keeping one eye... on the plane... removing his shirt... and tugging his really, really big... thing in his obviously large, blue... pantaloon back pocket. He took out... His rather large tool for writing... and wrote this: just before he cut the cheese and excused himself... he said this: "If I die..." all my possessions... go to Cher.. Since Sonny is bad skier... (yes, I know that's totally WRONG!) who couldn't steer My record collection... onto the turntable. Jackson Five playing... A - B – C Easy as... shall be presented... in it's entirety without a break. My butt hurts... the lady blurts…as she spreads her arms wide. and looks at... page 42 of Funk and Wagnall Storytelling for Dummies... in the unabridged She did not even try to understand what was... ...causing her butt hurt. She just figured... It's a carbuncle it REALLY was a really big wart that glowed... in the dark. Or a truck sized hemorrhoid! "OUCH!" she cried as she sat... on one cheek and leaned left... she saw the beast enter the furthest galactic portal and wondered if... he had entered a different dimension Whereupon he wondered if there was... a source of antifungal foot crème soon he found... that he was in need of a stiff drink from a green neon signed pub. This story is... about to get... extremely tawdry, so buckle your seatbelts! And grab your favorite type of effective non-latex protection, a stick of butter, can be churned using only three hot metal rods... Just when we... thought we were done with the... disrespectful little knave she smelled like a dirty, little... wet dog with
rancid skunk urine. here's the last sentence... You people are sick...

This might make a good sci-fi movie.

I thought is was hysterical. I laughed the whole time I was putting it together. A grammarian would have a heart attack with all the run on sentences.

Been there.........several times.

Didn't buy the T-shirt.

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