The Center for Disease Control in Montana has issued a medical alert about a highly, contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else viaany means whatsoever--DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store andpurchase one or both of the antidotes-- Work Isolation Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends.

If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

I have been a WORK sufferer for many years. My doctor prescribed heavy doses of camping and fishing. I try hard to follow hi advice as often as possible!

I love work, I could sit and watch it all day.
When I have the urge to work I lie down until it passes