I ate a mushroom once that made me laugh for two or three hours. I laughed so hard that the next morning I couldn't straighten up from the sore abs. Don't do drugs kids.

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I did shrooms and everyone around me seemed to be speaking a REALLY foriegn language.

Not the best experience of my life.

Yes--I knew it was yours. Just didn't want to blab it on assumption that that was okay. So where are the really cool emoticons? Seriously--I wouldn't expect you to tell, but they are really great.

I kind of had the same result from a hit of blotter once. Never laughed so hard in my life.

That was the only time though.

I've seen it once...

One of my best spontaneous lines of all time...

One girl in the bar with about 10 guys...we were shooting darts...The girl is known for cursing like a sailor and no one really likes her...She's a nurse, so we call her "Bedpan Bev"...

The subject while shooting darts turned to women, and I threw out some stupid joke(who knows what it was), when, without provocation, Bev yelled, "Yeah...You probably don't even know what's like to eat p__sy!"...

As if it was done as a setup, I immediately replied, "Well it looks like you're one-up on me."...

It was like the stars were aligned...The delivery and timing was perfect...It's one of those things where I cannot come close to explaining how funny this ended up being...

We stopped shooting darts for about 20 minutes because no one could get a grip...

And yes, one guy actually fell off of his chair and didn't bother getting up...He just cotinued to "roll on the floor laughing"...

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RBIMC is what usually happens whilst at my computer being amused...........Roll back in my chair
Sometimes its a HHYGST........Hey honey you gotta see this
TPMTS..........That provoked me to smile is a common reaction
TUTMIFG.....is common. Turn up the music I feel good

What about scoffing as a reaction?

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Pfffffftht! What do you mean scoff?

Many years ago while attending an industrial engineering class,I was becoming very bored.
I knew the material very well and I was more than ready for the exam! The instructor became
very perturbed with me when he caught me gazing out the window. The instructor never liked
me and he often referred to me as the "wisenheimer". I guess things always came to easily for
me and this bothered him. While gazing out the window,he yelled, "Spencer,what is a paradigm?"
Without missing a beat..I answered.."well sir,a paradigm is 20 cents"...the student next to me
almost fell out of his desk laughing and he was dismissed from the class!

The instructor then turned his attention back to me. He continued,well it appears Spencer is the class comedian,let's see how funny he thinks he is after the final exam. It's been my experience that people who do not pay attention in class often fail.

There were 8,000 students participating in an engineering competition. We were broke up into teams of three students per team. Out of 8,000 stuedents,our three man team came in first place and I received a perfect score! When it came time for our team to receive our award,I was chosen to accept the award for our team.The instructor handed me the award and I handed him 20 cents as a memento of the occasion.

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kind of like incredulity. when you just have a great deal of scorn, contempt and wish to mock the person.
The old "Do you believe this?"

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Yeah--I hear ya. Sorry--I guess I'm pretty unclear. That's kind of what I was meaning to show then I went 'Pfffffth what do you mean scoff?'

I was mock scoffing as a joke. Lol--aparently I need to brush up on my delivery.