I'm thnking about selling my own version of carbon offsets. My plan is to collect a bunch of pine seeds (lots of those around) and then plant them in little boxes made from recycled cardboard. When they are about 3" tall, I can sell them as "carbon offsets" anywhere people gather in large crowds. It'll be "Why just let the big guys be the ones making a difference. Buy your own carbon offset and reduce your carbon footprint by planting a tree." At $3 a piece, with less than a buck in total overhead, I should be a millionaire in short order. Anyone want to buy a franchise???

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

God is a conservative -

Ecclesiastes 10:2--"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left."

I'm gonna use blackmail...

During the next green protest, I'm gonna show up with aeresol cans and threaten to spray the air unless I get 5 grand...

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

Too late. Local chick here already doing it with silver maples. Do you want to buy a franchise from her?

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Right now America spends $700 billion every year on foreign oil. That's our money going overseas when it could be staying here. We have to stop this.
That's why I support the Pickens Plan. Check out the website at www.pickensplan.com. If you like what you see, please join me as a Pickens Plan supporter.

If a certain course of action makes the mouth-breathers furious, then that’s a good policy. – The Practical Environmentalist

Damn hippies....

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

God is a conservative -

Ecclesiastes 10:2--"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left."

Smoke more bud. It makes you have big ideas. I think there was a song about it. Hoyt Axton wrote it. Something about following a van of hippies. Somehow he gets stoned and writes a bunch of songs. But then can't remember any of them later.

If my memory wasn't so abused I could tel you the title.

"Hoyt Axton" Now there's a name that brings some old memories back. When I was working in the woods for dear old Dad, we had a gal working with us who loved Hoyt Axton songs. She had a great voice and was as cute as can be. She'd be working away singing "Della and the Dealer" at the top of her lungs. Ahhh, the good old days - .

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

God is a conservative -

Ecclesiastes 10:2--"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left."

Hoyt Axton's Momma co-wrote "Heartbreak Hotel" Is something I heard.

Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley Songfacts
Yep, she's Hoyt's mama alright:
Mae Boren Axton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Kneel before the master of Google...

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

God is a conservative -

Ecclesiastes 10:2--"A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left."