.The Pentagon announced TODAY the deployment of a new 500-man elite fighting unit, the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)





These boys were dropped in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups or country music.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the war in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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