During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on
a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that
you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just
a minute I have to go
pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman
said, 'I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner
table.

And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for
once and
show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend
of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after
dinner.'

The class applauded......

Cute one! I'm assuming it's a college class--lol.

I've got a few dorm stories...

On second thought never mind...

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