It's that time of year when we predict the celebrities and other famous peoples inevitable release from this world...

Throw out your top seven...

1) Abe Vigoda(not "Fish"...."Tessio") - turns into a clump of dust
2) Ayman Al-Zawahiri(#2 Al Qaeda) - Bunker buster express route
3) George Herbert Walker Bush - Read my lips...No 2009
4) Billy Graham Sr.(Evangelist) - Time to talk to your boss
5) Jerry Lewis(entertainer) - pick an organ failure...any organ failure
6) Charton Heston(entertainer) - the path of Reagan
7) Elizabeth Taylor(entertainer) - From "white diamonds" to "white light"

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How charmingly depressing!
Don Rickles-tell that one to God and see if he laughs
Ditto Charlton Heston
forgive me if any of these people are already dead. I don't get out much

Betty White-she's 85

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That Don Rickles line made me
Sit up straight and laugh real hard.

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Off topic, but Rickles had one of THEE funniest line I've ever heard...

Just walking through the audience, he asked a guy his nationality...he said "Fillipino"...

Rickles said "I spent 2 years in the jungle hiding from your father."...

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Yes there is nothing better than the old Jewish comedians they spit out one liners so fast that they are quite often missed entirely.

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immortal goddess - will never die

Some American Patriotic Deadpool suggestions:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Hugo Rafael Chavez Frias
Bashar al-Assad
Fidel Castro
Jose Daniel Ortega Saavedra
Kim Jong-il
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

and some that it just doesn't matter:

Osama Bin Laden
Charles de Gaulle
James Earl Carter Jr.



"I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Samuel Langhorne Clemmens

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Kissinger


James Garner. I like him but he looked pretty frail the last time I saw him.


Cheney. This is not political opinion. Its just that he has been napping a lot and has a bad ticker.

Tony Snow.

McGovern.

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I afraid that Mrs. Ford and Mrs. Reagan don't look so healthy. I think that President Carter will hold on for a few more years and thus so will Mrs. Carter.

I am also a bit concerned for the health of President George HW Bush and his wife.

Since I have respect for the previously mentioned individuals, there will be no funnies about them from me.

Vice President Cheney isn't well. A heartbeat from the Presidency and a heartbeat from the grave.

I think we will have an opportunity to pry the gun out of Mr. Heston's cold dead hands soon enough.

Chief Justice John Roberts... Just to 'shake it up'.

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