My wife went to Walmart today--the Garden Department--and asked for "a nose hozzle."

Just a couple of weeks ago, she asked for some "tea and flick spray."

Can you say: spoonerisms?

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"In his second inaugural address, [Franklin D.] Roosevelt sought 'unimagined power' to enforce the 'proper subordination' of private power to public power. He got it…"—George Will, July 8, 2007

I still remember it as if it were yesterday instead of 20+ years ago...

Playing Sega hockey...My friend yelled at another friend for keeping a player down the ice ahead of the defense...

He meant to yell, "Cherry pickin's illegal!", but what came out was "Cherry pickles illeegan!"...

We had to stop playing for 15 minutes because we couldn't stop laughing...

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

Here is a rather old one:

Someone might say that another person is a real "smart feller."

I will leave it to others to decipher this one...

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"In his second inaugural address, [Franklin D.] Roosevelt sought 'unimagined power' to enforce the 'proper subordination' of private power to public power. He got it…"—George Will, July 8, 2007