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Shortly after my wife and I arose this morning--and after a few minutes of hugging and snuggling--I announced that I would really like to continue; but I had probably better shave and shower, in order to get to Hardee's before 11:00 AM (when they quit serving breakfast).

She responded that I love Hardee's more than I love her.

I replied that that is true; but that she should still be proud that she comes in a strong second.

Perhaps, I suggested, we could even purchase her a trophy for that.

The locks to the doors on the house have not been changed.

Yet...
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Hardee's...…??


Come on, make her some breakfast in bed...


How hard is home made scrambled eggs with bacon and toast....
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Hardee's...…??


Come on, make her some breakfast in bed...


How hard is home made scrambled eggs with bacon and toast....
If it is so damn easy, instead of making him get out of bed and go to the restaurant, why doesn't SHE do it?
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Hardee's...…??


Come on, make her some breakfast in bed...


How hard is home made scrambled eggs with bacon and toast....
I posted this in a section that was as close as I could find to a "Humor" section.

I really did not expect someone to come in, and lecture me.

But perhaps you are best described as a mere troll...
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I posted this in a section that was as close as I could find to a "Humor" section.

I really did not expect someone to come in, and lecture me.

But perhaps you are best described as a mere troll...


That was not a lecture.....


Obviously your sarcasm meter is broken.....
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This is why some of us don't spend much time on here.
Everything is soooooo serious, or taken as such.
If you can't laugh at life, politics, religion or whatever...
Why bother?
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This is why some of us don't spend much time on here.
Everything is soooooo serious, or taken as such.
If you can't laugh at life, politics, religion or whatever...
Why bother?
I completely agree with you. But, Lets face it, the tRUmp admin has made the entire nation divisive and on edge. From his divisive campaign and to his WTF inauguration speech and everything since then, its been nothing but him trying to divide us and tear us apart. And in concert with the Putin Psyops, its working. The whole nation is on edge. The 2020 election is gonna be one hell of a **** show I tell you what.
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I completely agree with you. But, Lets face it, the tRUmp admin has made the entire nation divisive and on edge. From his divisive campaign and to his WTF inauguration speech and everything since then, its been nothing but him trying to divide us and tear us apart. And in concert with the Putin Psyops, its working. The whole nation is on edge. The 2020 election is gonna be one hell of a **** show I tell you what.
This is another reason some of us cut back on participation.

President Trump has nothing to do with a satire on Hardees.
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Shortly after my wife and I arose this morning--and after a few minutes of hugging and snuggling--I announced that I would really like to continue; but I had probably better shave and shower, in order to get to Hardee's before 11:00 AM (when they quit serving breakfast).

She responded that I love Hardee's more than I love her.

I replied that that is true; but that she should still be proud that she comes in a strong second.

Perhaps, I suggested, we could even purchase her a trophy for that.

The locks to the doors on the house have not been changed.

Yet...
I'll have to agree that Hardees has a very good breakfast menu.
Dave was kidding not serious. You should have got that.
But since you are a fellow connoisseur of biscuits n gravy,
I forgive you.
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This is another reason some of us cut back on participation.

President Trump has nothing to do with a satire on Hardees.
This entire country is on edge since Putin installed his Manchurian candidate into office. Acknowledging that in response to Lollie was appropriate.

By the way, since when did you gain a sense of humor??
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