Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill.. "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy"

""When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Sinclair Lewis

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"There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illuminates, and the glare -- that obscures." (James Thurber)

If we implement HillaryCare, Canadians will have no place to come for their health care. - Rudy Giuliani , primary debate

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never
encountered automatic weapons." - General Macarthur

"Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God"...Mark Twain

High handed crap
Low minded man
Sista, betta' ketch yew some
Rainbows while you can!
-L. Cubbedge on "Why I drink wine"

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The rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated!

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."...Arthur Schopenhauer

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"There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illuminates, and the glare -- that obscures." (James Thurber)

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. — Mark Twain

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over"....General William T. Sherman

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"There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illuminates, and the glare -- that obscures." (James Thurber)

A 17 year old up and coming comic named Eddie Murphy had just finished his set at a club when Rodney Dangerfield gave him some advice on his act.

'Don't work blue. Don't use so much profanity and off color humor.'

Even though Murphy had 'killed' onstage, Dangerfield's critique took all the wind out of his sails and he couldn't easily forget the legendary comedian's advice. Nonetheless, he realized he had to be true to himself and so he continued working 'blue.'

Five years later he was appearing at Caesar's Palace and was in the men's room when who walks in and stands at an adjoining stall but Rodney Dangerfield.

And after having not spoken to each other once since that previous encounter Rodney looked over at Eddie and said, "Who knew?"