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Old 08-03-2019, 10:25 AM
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Default Death by chocolate

A local dairy company manufactures a type of ice cream known as Death By Chocolate. (It is chocolate ice cream, supplemented by swirls of chocolate sauce, and large pieces of chocolate.)

If I were a condemned man in Tennessee, and had exhausted all my appeals; and if I were then asked (in keeping with the custom) if I preferred to die by lethal injection or electrocution; I think I would reply: "Neither. I prefer to experience death by chocolate."

No doubt, the guards would then bring me all the ice cream that I could eat...
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