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Old 08-28-2018, 01:05 PM
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This is hilarious! It happened last year but I just found out about it.

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The Newport Oregon Police Department was recently alerted to a cat who appeared to be armed, possibly with a semi-automatic weapon, and had situated itself high in a tree.

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Anybody interested in an article link, here ya go...
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04...9501493315958/

https://www.facebook.com/NewportPoli...type=3&theater


But everybody knows that you can stop a bad cat with a gun with a good cat with a gun....

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This is hilarious! It happened last year but I just found out about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzbYYmxr50

Anyone else notice that it's a WHITE cat???!!!
And that it managed to not get shot by the popo ...even though it's holding something that clearly looks like a weapon?


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This is hilarious! It happened last year but I just found out about it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzbYYmxr50

Sticks are semi-automatic weapons, because they they aren't automatic weapons.

Years ago, I got a call from a frantic daughter. Seems that while she was moving from one apartment to another, her cat had escaped and climbed a tree. She asked me to bring my extension ladder to rescue the cat. Being the nice parent that I am, I did. My extension ladder was about 18 feet and the cat was about 25 feet up the tree. So, then she wanted to call the fire department since my ladder wasn't sufficient for the job. I asked her two questions, then gave her advice.
First question, Have you ever seen a dead cat in a tree? Answer was no.
Second question, Have you ever seen a dead cat under a tree? Answer was no.
My advice to her, The cat will figure it out.
5 hours later the cat was at the front door begging for dinner.
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Fully automatic assault cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-oVhu2fu20
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