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Old 06-18-2018, 02:19 PM
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I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
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We just wanted leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I did NOT do anything. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.
I didn't know where to put this "News & Current Events" might fit, cause you know it's in the news and current. "Law and Order" would be a better fit, cause you know they were arrested. But I decided on putting this here.
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And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space.
You're already there, hon...You're already there...
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I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up
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Obviously, Jesus would've seen right through that and divert his malicious attempts at this transaction...
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Sigh... I know this is fake. Just thought it was funny and wanted to share.
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