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kinda says it all don't it?

but here's the story anyway:

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A homeless man terrified McDonald’s staff in Devon when he began waving his penis around with one hand and a knife in the other.
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Edward James Wright had already threatened staff at a nearby petrol station and held someone up at knife point before to got to the St Austell McDonald’s.
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Wright pleaded guilty at Truro Crown Court to charges of robbery, possessing a knife, assault, criminal damage and exposure.

Prosecutor Jason Beal described how Wright chased a man he had tried to mug to McDonald’s at 6.30am on August 28.

He said: ‘The defendant approached and began banging his knife against the window.
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He appeared to damage his knife and, in response to that, the defendant then took his penis out of his trousers and began waving that around to the people who were inside.’
And this wasn't even Florida!

https://reportuk.me/2017/09/10/man-t...-in-the-other/
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And this wasn't even Florida!
If it was FL, he'd have probably threatened to decapitate the penis unless they gave him a cheeseburger.
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Just shoot him.
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Just shoot him.
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Just...uh....ok, wow.
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After a fair trial.
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Maybe he was just going to cut a Big Mac and then add the "special sauce"...
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In the penis.
Now that is a 'special" kind of mean!
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Now that is a 'special" kind of mean!
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