Let's start up a new one...

On a road... heading for nowhere... a man driving... to the end of the highway... of impending doom. He noticed a... box full of rare exquisite jewels in the middle...of the futon. He was offered a chance to keep the jewels... however, he said love is better kept a secret... than if to... proclaim from mountaintops. anti fungal hemorrhoid cream... an be ordered (there are hemorrhoids with FUNGUS??? ) But first he... wiped himself free of that slut from Mikeyy's house Where she buys... gobs and gobs of STD medicines. Then she applies.. for an online personal sexual evaluation whereupon she learns that she is... one highly infected and diseased person. Grandma screamed "EWWW!!!" I ate Cheetos. and mangled rabbits in front of the lowest form of dividing amoeba . And as I
thought of Freud... my toes began to tap seductively... at the thought of lime Jello... in your nose... and other places. "My, oh my!!!" It certainly is that time of year when it Gets a little... moist under the... edges of the Christmas card envelopes... Ha Ha Gramma once said... If you open this present early... you'll go blind. But if you Choke that chicken.... then you will Also go blind... And it's irreversible. So if you do not touch The shiny package it won't begin to make two, three or four of those cute Little green suckers... that are very sour and ball-like Because as everybody knows, these things tend to grow out of the.... imaginations of the lower life forms most of which don't really know about any of life's little mysteries.

In another dimension Mr. Spock said, “Live long, prosper but never ever flush a fish any way but headfirst because they like swimming with the current and never fail to catch their fins on the gunk and create the eddy of fishdoo” floor and into A very large... and strongly odored basin of unusually.... fetid and fast moving little organisms... that undoubtedly carried Some kind of... potent fast acting New and improved... essence of hemp Which made Spencer.... get the munchies.. and he ate... a really large box of toasted coconut and almond... and hemp filled (poor fellow double-dosed) Rope that he... tied around his best girls. Only to keep them... from wandering into Some parked cars... that quickly sped away from them. Only because they… had more power were they able to pass every outhouse in sight. all the sudden... it came time For all of... the held back fluids and such to seek release all at once. Normally this would open the gate and let out the warm and fuzzy ooze that has become indicative of the three sexually transmitted diseases has helped in finding a cure for the itchiest parts of the... underbelly of the underlying diseased parts for which there... is no cure to be found. So if everybody would simply go... read my posts
You will see Nekkid woman dancing.... on the rooftops of Mikeyy's posts and henceforth Mikeyy will be encouraged.... to kiss his big white glorious.... bottle of ibuprofen. So, next year there should be No bad pain... but the doctor will tell you... that nothing is…wrong with your.... motives, if you can put aside... all of the Things I said... without intending any
malice or misunderstanding. It was then and there that... I decided to... pull down my expensive and sleek... Gucci "Genius Jeans" "AH-HA!" I exclaimed Where did that Vigina come from.... And she said... she wasn't from... the back of the pickup truck. She was from
New York City where everybody knows it's hard to climb over every Seinfeld Soup Nazi that waves their crusty handkerchief at You when you... pass by the Quick E Mart. So step inside
said the elderly stripper with the cute little tassles on the end of her tiny... little pekingese frame Don't forget to blow a kiss to all the bathroom spy cams and wash-room attendants
that sold video to the sordid underbelly of society. Speaking of underbellies The White House hasn't seen Monica or Arafat since I was the only person writing my three words to myself. So, I quietly begin my own new 57,000 word thesis where only I will understand it.
So without further bull **** I... ran straight to the thesaurus (dictionary is in the dictionary so why isn't thesaurus in the thesaurus?) to find new words in an attempt to sort out the meaning behind... behinds without meaning. Indubitably someone noticed the poster that.... glowed fluorescently from imbibing in antifreeze. Slowly, I turned and was amazed that not only did the skunk and 47 other howling, yipping coyotes quote from the unquotable references in the unreadable book... But also, the... entire group of... annoyingly fidgety ferrets decided to purchase... two dozen more... Corn dogs with... sauerkraut and mustard... a cold beer... and some chips... so they could... watch Jerry Springer and fall asleep on top of the latest edition... of National Enquirer... which everyone reads While waiting to run off with... an alien dog....
with wide eyes... and large grin... he dared to... pull down his...... favorite toy from... the place where.... there's no sunshine.. His hobby shop. "Holywazooifiedcoolness!!!!" shouted the pervert with his... hand stuffed in... that sunshineless place... He couldn't believe... the TV weatherman... because he lies.... about the cookiejar... in the dark.... while listening to... Hank Williams sing... about his pickup... and drinking habits. Then quite suddenly... he cut one... of his fingers... with the same... dull rusty tetanus can of beans... and wiennies for... he was trying... to lubricate his... rear end through a new means. Without a thought... he got up... and went to.. a hog farm. Thinking of matrimony... with the biggest farmer's daughter he... could find, he... quickly proceeded to... tickle my fancy Then, his tickler... broke off in... Times Square where... many vacationing Venusians ate Taco Bell but couldn't find... anyone who spoke... Pig Latin, but... instead found some... Latin American Communists... Holed up in... the local cantina slowly obtaining citizenship. While combing through... many pictures of... Fidel Castro with... a Swisher Sweet ready to go. With Amelia Bedelia... in prison for being so incredibly... smoky, but sweet…smell of eucalyptus... we jumped aboard... a horse-drawn carriage... to escape pestilence.
and travel time. During the trip... to my grandmother's... a shaved monkey... flew up cnredd's... pet alligator's butt. This caused Mikeyy... to dance like... Michael Jackson with... a groin injury... ...and no rhythm. We all knew.... that the best things come in... plain brown paper... and a twistoff... to keep one-handed licorice flavored... peas and carrots... in the bag nine days old... peas porridge hot not without some... good old fashioned... beans and rice... causing intestinal wind and horrible fragrances... that was almost... marketed for ballistic... dispersal, causing thousands of otherwise normal... but somewhat perverted dwarfs from southern... parts of Florida... to start dancing as their zippers melted due to... the heat of... The ever increasing... sound of whistling... that permeated through... two cellophane wrappers... that were flying... in perfect formation... above the ground... until the night... we'll always remember... Because of the..
price of beans... fewer people were... willing to go.... spend more money... from taxpayer's only Adept didn't feel.... like tank driving So instead he... just targeted him with the world's... biggest baddest main attempt at bad .... hair day with... a gas-powered weed-eater... named John Wayne... ...(that's no weed-eater). Count to three..... "Senator, I knew John Wayne... and you're no weed eater!" So the story continued while the... itsy bitsy spider... bugged the Whitehouse... in its quest...

Thanks, marylouc!

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