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Old 04-01-2014, 11:43 AM
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Default Stories so strange that they had to be posted on April Fools Day

Later, we can try to figure out if they're true.

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Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because witch doctor told him it would make him rich | Mail Online

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Mr Zulu said that the witch doctor did not make it clear that his body parts would be 'lost'.

Yet despite the horrific ordeal, Mr Zulu admitted he was still hopeful of becoming rich.

'Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,' he said.
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Default Re: Stories so strange that they had to be posted on April Fools Day

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nothing as good as that one, I'm sure.


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This morning I was having breakfast in a hospital and went to put pepper on my eggs and the top was unscrewed. Dumped the whole bottle on my plate. I was so pissed I forgot to take a picture. I imagine some twerp unscrewed the cap on the 1st and it took someone like me that long to use it.
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