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Old 09-27-2017, 11:16 PM
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I think the story is a fake, but nice headline anyway...

FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME

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FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.
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Group of 45 men dressed like Magnum, P.I. kicked out of Detroit Tigers game

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Tom Selleck was the one and only Magnum, P.I.

He had the look — a Detroit Tigers cap, Hawaiian shirt and, of course, the most amazing mustache any man has ever grown — and so much more as the star of the popular 1980s TV series.

A group of 45 men at the Tigers-White Sox game Saturday tried to pull off the same look and eventually was kicked out of Comerica Park for what the team later described as “inappropriate behavior.”

What? These guys? Behaving inappropriately?

The outfits and the Tigers game were part of a bachelor party for Allen Park, Mich., resident Joe Tuccini. He told the local Fox affiliate that the team explained the group was ejected for catcalling, although he added that he thinks it was because they were a distraction from the action on the field.

Tuccini’s brother, Chris Tuccini, told the local News-Herald that he also had been informed that one member of the group had been caught smoking. "I don't know how that made us all guilty," he said.

The Tigers said in their statement: "It was inappropriate behavior; the group was given multiple warnings. They violated the code of conduct and were asked to leave and have not been banned from the park."

The group wants the team to reimburse them with tickets for a game next season and invite Selleck to join the festivities next time.
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See what happened to the NFL’s popularity after weeks of protests ? it definitely isn’t good for business – TheBlaze

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Once known as “America’s sport,” the NFL is quickly becoming the country’s least popular sporting league, according to a new poll.

After weeks of national anthem protests, the NFL’s popularity dropped from 57 percent favorability to 44 percent favorability from the end of August to the end of September, according to a poll from the Winston Group.

Among all professional and collegiate sports, it is the least popular with an unfavorable rating of 40 percent, the survey said. The poll also found that the protests are driving it’s key demographic, men aged 34-54, away from the sport.
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cheese heads beat dallas today

good game to the finish
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Cool story. Dude has a lot of class. Thank God this young girl survived.

Minnesota man rescues kidnapped girl, gives $7K reward to her family – TheBlaze
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And political correctness crosses the finish line!!!

Female game developer fired for calling women ‘pretty’ in tweet promoting gaming conference – TheBlaze

Apparently, the word “pretty” is a major trigger word for progressives. During the Game Industry Conference in Poland, social media manager, Eve Poznan — who is also a game developer herself — was fired for a tweet asking attendees to join the conference and “meet the pretty side of #gamedev.”

Progressives, who were instantly triggered (when aren’t they?), stirred up outrage on Twitter following the tweet, as usual, and the young woman was fired. “It is insulting to reduce part of a woman’s professional worth to their looks… Not cool,” said one tweet.

The organizer, Jakub Marszałkowski‏, was quick to appease the liberal masses and apologized immediately and shared the organization’s “zero-tolerance” policy. Here’s what it said:

“As the head of the Game Industry Conference (GIC) I am humbly asking you to accept my deepest apologies for what we all agree was unacceptable, disrespectful and sexist tweet and replies by our Twitter trainee. Her opinions are her own and are not representative of GIV or those of female developers, who attended the conference.”
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Howard Dean (yes, he's still runnin' his mouth and pretending he's relevant) said Trump should stay outta helpin' Puerto Rico because he's incompetent and instead let the Clinton Foundation take over because they're so competent and reliable.

Hilarity on Twitter ensues.

What Howie said:

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What we should do is turn over the rehab of Puerto Rico to the Clinton Foundation. They know what they are doing. You have no clue. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...32809282342912
Clinton Foundation track record for helping out in disasters:

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What is the Clinton Foundation’s history of relief effort?

After a powerful earthquake struck Haiti in 2010, then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her foundation, the Clinton Foundation, help lead U.S. relief efforts in the impoverished nation. The foundation raised millions to build schools and even a hospital. However, many of the plans took years to unfold while others still haven’t come to fruition, nearly eight years after the quake. The Clinton Foundation has been a huge target of criticism over their Haiti relief efforts since.

That’s why Dean’s statement garnered more than 8,000 responses, most of which mocked him for his idea.
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- So they can rake in a bunch of money, do nothing and maybe fund another wedding?

- How did that work out for Haiti ???? Oh that's right a wedding for Chelsea

- I’m from Puerto Rico and all I’m gonna say is stay away from the island and keep your money grabbing Clinton friends away!! You’re crazy!!

- Sure. My friend, a former CEO of Amex sent a ship of goods to Haiti & before it would be unloaded he was forced to pay 30,000 to Clintons

- "I thought this was a parody account but it is actually a real Democrat saying we should entrust the Clintons with money. LMAO."@POTUS

- Drink your warm milk and go back to bed, Howie

- Yeah, they must be desperate for more money to launder just like from Haiti.

- Gov Dean, please close your account and go into the woods somewhere. No one wants to hear from you. Thanks!

Howard Dean says Clinton Foundation can help Puerto Rico better than Trump ? hilarity ensues – TheBlaze

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I think Pantsuit is hittin' the bottle 24/7. It's the only possible explanation for the short-bus comments she makes.

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A fast food employee refused to serve a couple cops because cops are "racist" and police beat up her boyfriend, which turned out to be untrue. The supervisor wouldn't even step in and make the whore take their order because he "doesn't get into politics."

The whore was fired. The supervisor who allowed the cops to be denied dinner was not.

Whataburger employee refuses to serve police ? then she gets major reality check from employer – TheBlaze
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