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Old 01-09-2014, 12:17 AM
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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

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A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.
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Old 01-09-2014, 12:41 AM
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My sex life suddenly seems mundane.
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My sex life suddenly seems mundane.

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Old 01-09-2014, 09:04 AM
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Vagina's, the new holsters.....
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"I suppose the Cormac McCarthy connection does make it “more strange,” but suddenly that scene in The Counselor where Cameron Diaz has sex with a car makes a lot more sense."

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