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Old 12-03-2012, 12:20 AM
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Dumb error using tuna fish...She should've used bacon...the sandwich would've been eaten quickly and no one would've known...

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A Central Florida mail carrier was arrested on attempted murder charges after she tried to poison her husband's tuna fish sandwich, according to deputies.

Beth Dickison Richards, 37, of Lake Wales, was arrested Friday on charges of attempted first-degree murder, poisoning food with the intent to kill, possession of cannabis and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the Polk County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to Richards' home Thursday night in connection with a poisoning case. Deputies said they met with Richards' husband, Gregory Lawrence Richards, and her step-sister, Jessica Jarvis.

Jarvis said Beth Richards told her earlier in the day that she tried to poison and kill Gregory Richards by crushing up multiple Trazodone pills and placing them in a tuna fish sandwich.

Jarvis said she she immediately contacted Gregory Richards' family to verify his well-being, according to deputies.

Gregory Richards told deputies he had eaten part of the sandwich earlier in the day and felt nauseous. He was taken to Lake Wales Medical Center, where he was treated for nausea and dizziness.
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Dumb error using tuna fish...She should've used bacon...the sandwich would've been eaten quickly and no one would've known...

Mail carrier poisoned husband's tuna fish sandwich, tried to kill him
How many people have to die before we demand tuna fish control in this country?

And Charlie the Tuna is just a cynical Madison Avenue advertising campaign to get kids hooked on a lifelong seafood habit to enrich fatcat fish magnates!
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Wonder what he did to make her want to kill him...
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Wonder what he did to make her want to kill him...
You radical you.
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Wonder what he did to make her want to kill him...
He married her!
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He probably left the toliet seat up. He left the toliet seat up and they live in Florida, a Stand Your Ground state.
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Wonder what he did to make her want to kill him...
She said, "honey, does this outfit make me look fat?"

He said, "no the outfit doesn't make you look fat."

Moral: Use italics with great caution, your life might depend on it.
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He probably left the toliet seat up. He left the toliet seat up and they live in Florida, a Stand Your Ground state.
Another bigotted anti-Southern comment? Do you ever stop and look at yourself honestly and wonder just how you ended up this much of a bigot?
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He probably left the toliet seat up. He left the toliet seat up and they live in Florida, a Stand Your Ground state.


Hey I think that's grounds in Arkansas too!
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