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If they didn't explode this product could be in our stores ready to sell.

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By SUSANNA KIM | Good Morning America 20 hours ago. Posted 19 Oct. 2012

A warehouse in Dover, N.J. was discovered to have hundreds of crates purported to be Heinz ketchup, which officials said may have been repackaged to sell for a profit.

Other tenants who rent the space in a 7,000-square-foot warehouse noticed that bottles of ketchup were exploding.

Heinz said fake ketchup bottles were labeled as Heinz's "Simply Heinz," its premium brand that uses sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup, which is found in its traditional version.

Dover Public Safety Director Richard Rosell told the Star-Ledger newspaper in New Jersey that the ketchup's sugars, mixed with acid from tomatoes and vinegar, had fermented in the heat and exploded. Tenants noticed the mess and officials and Heinz were eventually contacted.

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How dare they pawn off fake Heinz on unsuspecting comsumers grindage!

You have a hamburger cooked to perfection loaded with all your favorite vegetation,cheese and condiments. Your mouth is watering as you take a bite only to discover the masterpiece has been ruined by inferior Ketchup! That's just inhumane!

Take that **** cover some bad pork products with it and bomb Al qaeda. They deserve such swill, but don't serve it to Americans! We know the difference.
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How dare they pawn off fake Heinz on unsuspecting comsumers grindage!

You have a hamburger cooked to perfection loaded with all your favorite vegetation,cheese and condiments. Your mouth is watering as you take a bite only to discover the masterpiece has been ruined by inferior Ketchup! That's just inhumane!

Take that **** cover some bad pork products with it and bomb Al qaeda. They deserve such swill, but don't serve it to Americans! We know the difference.
I see this story hit a soft spot...

I believe it was Patrick Henry who once said "Give me REAL Heinz ketchup or give me death!"...
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I see this story hit a soft spot...

I believe it was Patrick Henry who once said "Give me REAL Heinz ketchup or give me death!"...
Hell yes! Heinz ketchup(and only Heinz) is one vegetable that makes every meal at our house! I buy the 7lb 2oz bulk container.
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