Explosions make sound in space.

Computers always have advanced visually-appealing pizzazy interfaces for things like database searching and fingerprint matching.

You never have to wait for an elevator.

Being right by a huge explosion doesn't blow out your ears and doesn't do any visible damage to you except a little dirt spot here and there.

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Brilliant thread

The girl invites her date back to her flat for coffee, and there is an abundance of lamps everywhere, all switched on, and the place is immaculate.

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Tires squeal on dirt roads

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To tax the larger incomes at a higher percentage than the smaller, is to lay a tax on industry and economy; to impose a penalty on people for having worked harder and saved more than their neighbors. ~ John Stuart Mill

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A guy or a girl cries, and their eyes don't get red, puffy, and their nose doesn't run.

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"Try and fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they are a citizen".

Vehicles always blow up when they wreck. No matter how insignificant the damage is.

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To tax the larger incomes at a higher percentage than the smaller, is to lay a tax on industry and economy; to impose a penalty on people for having worked harder and saved more than their neighbors. ~ John Stuart Mill

Gypsy Soul Memories
Scuba Diver Life
Success Freaks

It rains but people don't look as wet as it was really raining.

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http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.idfblog.com/

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Women wake up with perfect makeup.

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I have been guilty of this in the past. An ad running now in the UK.

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A lie can run around the world before the truth can get its boots on.
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http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.idfblog.com/

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Chasing the baddy down the escalator does not result in a pile-up or injuries of other people standing on the escalator and they don't seem surprised at all.

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A lie can run around the world before the truth can get its boots on.
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http://honestreporting.com/
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.idfblog.com/

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No one ever farts unless it's a comedy.

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