Wow - perfect hair too!

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That's Superdrug for you!

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People break into the office in the night, switch on the computer and immediately get the information they want, then manage to escape again.

(Mind you I am not sure if that happens in real life or not!)

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Virtuous young heroes defeat entrenched evil against overwhelming odds.

Villains explain their true motives at the end.

The girl chooses the loveable geek over the semi-abusive brute.

Librarians turn into supermodels when they remove their glasses and shake out their hair.

A day after receiving a severe beating, the hero is ready to fight, perform athletic activities, and engage in intimate amorous pursuits.

The hero can think and act clearly in spite of an injury that would produce overwhelmingly agony.

People in foreign cultures respond like American Presbyterians at a bake sale when Westerners smile and express social awareness.

Youth itself is a virtue.

There is always a clear right and a clear wrong.

Sexually promiscuous people don't get incurable venereal diseases.

People commonly have new ideas.

Brutally suppressed townsfolk follow the young rebel, rather than turn him over to the authorities in order to curry favor.

People unfamiliar with horses can mount up and ride like a pro.

Women can regularly lift as much weight as a similarly sized man.

Men are more impressed with a woman's independence, forthrightness and confidence than they are with her cooking.

Somebody plays stirring music to accompany your emotional outburst.

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"Sometimes, the source of the beautiful dawning light that drives back the darkness, is your house burning"

Nobody seems to have bits of leftover food stuck in their beards after breakfast....

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People in horror movies scream like maniacs in fright, when in real life people do not scream like that but would be shocked and liable to faint.

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Four words...

"love interest Seth Rogan"...

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cars making a perfect landing after a forty foot jump and they never break the suspension system.

The first girl James Bond takes to bed in the movie always seem to die.

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A gun in the hands of a free man frightens and angers the autocrat, not because he fears the power of the gun, but, rather, the spirit of the man who holds it.

ANONYMOUS

People suffering from smoke inhalation cover their mouths when coughing.

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http://honestreporting.com/
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.idfblog.com/

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Ummm... I would have Seth as my love interest. He's adorable in that dorky sort of way.

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The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so.

-- Hitler, April 11 1942

People die instantly after being shot. Just like a switch.

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