Uh oh.... here goes!

Why did the person above you get arrested?

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Bent over to tie shoes at the Vatican...Forgot she wasn't wearing panties...

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used to work at the Vatican

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Arrested for attempting to violate the civil rights of an American citizen...

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

Leftists and very small children don't seem to be able to understand that the Government isn't there to "fix" the economy, anymore than a tick is there to fix your dog.~Oftencold

Seeing his comment about Shoshana just above yours, this made me laugh very hard. Thank goodness I did not have any drink in my mouth.

All right, back to the game.

Faithful Servant was arrested for attempting to operate farm equipment high on NyQuil and Sudafed dressed as a flapper from the 1920s while mumbling and reciting Oscar Wilde poems.

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Arrested for having parking tickets that haven't been paid since 1986. Reportedly, he has requested a trial date in 2061.

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

Leftists and very small children don't seem to be able to understand that the Government isn't there to "fix" the economy, anymore than a tick is there to fix your dog.~Oftencold

Comet was arrested for attempting to crash the latest taping of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire while wearing surfer shorts, a polyester Hawaiian shirt and Hello Kitty flip flops.

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"Try and fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they are a citizen".

Was arrested for stealing my Hello Kitty flip flops and selling them to Comet.

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The voice in your head that says "you can't do this" is a LIAR!!!

Was arrested by the fashion police for... Well, you all read that last post.

Was arrrested for having a cross-gendered avatar (man in avatar, woman in real life)

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

Leftists and very small children don't seem to be able to understand that the Government isn't there to "fix" the economy, anymore than a tick is there to fix your dog.~Oftencold