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Old 11-01-2017, 02:59 PM
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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on. He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.


When the angel returned, he told God,'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'


God thought for a moment and said,'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'


God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time. When the angel returned, she went to God and said,'Yes, it's true.The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'


God was not pleased! He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?


Okay, I was just wondering;I didn't get one either.



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An old man asks his wife: “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”

Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to be honest with you.. Yes, I have been unfaithful to you during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.”
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons’?”

Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that.. You saved our home, but what about a second time?”

Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he performed the surgery at no charge.”


“I recall that,” said Henry sheepishly. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that," Now tell me was there ever a third time?”




“Alright,” Martha said. “Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”
Henry fainted…
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