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Mikeyy 07-31-2011 06:17 AM

John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Unconfirmed sources report that Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor are in stable condition this morning after a late night auto accident. The accident occurred when the vehicle, a classic convertible driven by Cantor, plunged into the Potomac after hitting the Debt Ceiling. The pair miraculously survived the crash, but they both received serious injuries to their credibility.

Witnesses indicate that the car was traveling rapidly down Constitution Ave when it tried to pass a speeding Debt Ceiling.

"They were really cooking," says night watchman Keith Barnes, who saw the whole thing. "They tried to pass the Debt Ceiling, but they didn't make it. The car hopped the sidewalk, hit a parking meter and went airborne. It was horrible to watch."
The car flew over 150 feet before splashing into the river. The two congressmen pulled themselves from the dark waters and awaited an ambulance.

"John and Eric are very lucky men," says hospital spokesman, Ben Lyon. "They received minor injuries to their bodies, but injuries to their credibly could be fatal. Voters expect congressional leaders to be able to pass a Debt Ceiling."

The two could be released as early as tomorrow, but doctors warn that they had better do a better job of passing the Debt Ceiling next time they try.


Unconfirmedsources.com

saltwn 07-31-2011 06:56 AM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
You got me.

Calypso Jones 07-31-2011 10:17 AM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
I wish, if it couldn't be funny, it was at least creative. neither.

Mikeyy 07-31-2011 10:40 AM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Calypso Jones (Post 329143)
I wish, if it couldn't be funny, it was at least creative. neither.

If I would have said Obama and Biden you would have thanked my post.:thumbsup

cnredd 07-31-2011 03:41 PM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Really?...You put this in "News and Current Events"?...:rolls


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Mikeyy 07-31-2011 03:43 PM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cnredd (Post 329207)
Really?...You put this in "News and Current Events"?...:rolls


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If I put it in jokes it wouldn't have been funny.

saltwn 07-31-2011 04:15 PM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikeyy (Post 329210)
If I put it in jokes it wouldn't have been funny.

People don't generally notice the forum section. You could put it in open discussion or something but not news. :no I was going to check and see where you put it but I was sleepy and I thought, "Mikeyy would not have put it in the news." :(

alan 07-31-2011 05:03 PM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikeyy (Post 329210)
If I put it in jokes it wouldn't have been funny.

You got the same result where you did place it. :cool

Mikeyy 07-31-2011 05:21 PM

Re: John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by alan (Post 329232)
You got the same result where you did place it. :cool

I know, It wasn't really that funny.:nahnah


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