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Old 07-29-2011, 05:51 PM
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Since a useless partisan thread was started on Bush's reaction on 911, let's see what Clinton and Obama would've done...

Bill Clinton

The book would've been "My Pet Intern"...

As the chief of staff whispered in his ear, he would've been staring at the legs of little Chrissy, thinking to himself "Nine more years, honey, and you're mine."...

Then he would've excused himself by saying to the children, "I'm sorry boys and girls, but Uncle Bill has a job to get done. Two jobs actually, but we'll leave it at that."...Then, on his way out, he'd give the teacher the number to his private phone...

Barack Obama

The book would've been "Your Pet Goat Is Now My Pet Goat"...read off of a teleprompter...

As the chief of staff whispered in his ear, he would've first responded by asking how they can blame FoxNews, then wondered what he was going to have for dinner...

Then he would've excused himself by saying to the children, "We are being attacked by obvious anti-union and Tea Party racists, but before I go, here's a pamphlet from "Organizing For America" I'd like you to read an then sign a 15 year volunteer commitment. Go White Sox."
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Since a useless partisan thread was started on Bush's reaction on 911, let's see what Clinton and Obama would've done...

Bill Clinton

The book would've been "My Pet Intern"...

As the chief of staff whispered in his ear, he would've been staring at the legs of little Chrissy, thinking to himself "Nine more years, honey, and you're mine."...

Then he would've excused himself by saying to the children, "I'm sorry boys and girls, but Uncle Bill has a job to get done. Two jobs actually, but we'll leave it at that."...Then, on his way out, he'd give the teacher the number to his private phone...

Barack Obama

The book would've been "Your Pet Goat Is Now My Pet Goat"...read off of a teleprompter...

As the chief of staff whispered in his ear, he would've first responded by asking how they can blame FoxNews, then wondered what he was going to have for dinner...

Then he would've excused himself by saying to the children, "We are being attacked by obvious anti-union and Tea Party racists, but before I go, here's a pamphlet from "Organizing For America" I'd like you to read an then sign a 15 year volunteer commitment. Go White Sox."
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I put it in the "Off-Topic, Bizarre & Jokes" thread...

Sorry they had to remove your funny bone...
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I put it in the "Off-Topic, Bizarre & Jokes" thread...

Sorry they had to remove your funny bone...
It's really not funny or witty. It's all old and been done before. There is bound to be more material out there to rag on Clinton and Obama about that would prove to be more entertaining.
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It's really not funny or witty. It's all old and been done before. There is bound to be more material out there to rag on Clinton and Obama about that would prove to be more entertaining.
Well as stated, I brought it up due to another recent thread...I didn't simply just bring it up spontaneously...
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Well as stated, I brought it up due to another recent thread...I didn't simply just bring it up spontaneously...
I think the difference is that Bush brought it up by commenting on, trying to explain it. That makes it news. So if we're tracing the cause... GWB strikes again!
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Since a useless partisan thread was started on Bush's reaction on 911, let's see what Clinton and Obama would've done...

Bill Clinton

The book would've been "My Pet Intern"...

As the chief of staff whispered in his ear, he would've been staring at the legs of little Chrissy, thinking to himself "Nine more years, honey, and you're mine."...

Then he would've excused himself by saying to the children, "I'm sorry boys and girls, but Uncle Bill has a job to get done. Two jobs actually, but we'll leave it at that."...Then, on his way out, he'd give the teacher the number to his private phone...

Barack Obama

The book would've been "Your Pet Goat Is Now My Pet Goat"...read off of a teleprompter...

As the chief of staff whispered in his ear, he would've first responded by asking how they can blame FoxNews, then wondered what he was going to have for dinner...

Then he would've excused himself by saying to the children, "We are being attacked by obvious anti-union and Tea Party racists, but before I go, here's a pamphlet from "Organizing For America" I'd like you to read an then sign a 15 year volunteer commitment. Go White Sox."
Never would have happened due to the fact Clinton or Obama would have continued negotiations with Arafat.
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I think the difference is that Bush brought it up by commenting on, trying to explain it. That makes it news. So if we're tracing the cause... GWB strikes again!
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The National Geographic Channel will broadcast the hour-long interview on August 28 as part of a week of programs on the cable network called "Remembering 9/11" that mark the 10th anniversary of the attacks.
Bush didn't "bring it up"...he was being asked on it as part of an upcoming show...
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Nope...

Bush didn't "bring it up"...he was being asked on it as part of an upcoming show...
That he sat down for and wanted to talk about it. Had he not talked about it, it wouldn't have been news.
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That he sat down for and wanted to talk about it. Had he not talked about it, it wouldn't have been news.
You said he "brought it up"...
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