Loud Sex.....Caroline Cartwright to Face Prison

MrLiberty · #1 (**permalink**) 06-30-2010, 12:18 PM

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NEWCASTLE, England (CBS) Caroline Cartwright, of northeast England, has loud sex. Really, really loud sex.

So loud, in fact, that she has been jailed for it and forced to live in separate housing from her loud lovemaking partner in crime, husband Steve. She has been the subject of multiple noise abatement orders since 2005 and has broken all of them, according to the Daily Mail.

Now the Newcastle Crown Court has told her that she has one more chance to button up or spend 12 weeks in prison.

The sex has been described as "murder" and "unnatural" and is so loud that it drowns out her neighbors' televisions. The complaints began about two years earlier when multiple complaints from neighbors, a postman and even a mother walking her child to school, prompted police to issue a "noise abatement order."

She went on to violate the order at least five times and was issued an even stronger "anti-social behavior order," which she proceeded to break three more times before she recived an eight week prison sentence, suspended for 12 months, in January.

At the time Cartwright claimed that she could help but have loud sex, according to the Daily Mail.

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Caroline Cartwright to Face Prison for Loud Sex? - Crimesider - CBS News

saltwn · #2 (**permalink**) 06-30-2010, 03:02 PM

She should make an effort to find a more secluded domicile.

Infidel Dog · #3 (**permalink**) 06-30-2010, 05:35 PM

It might help her case if she was a babe, but...not so much.

caroline cartwright - Google Search

saltwn · #4 (**permalink**) 06-30-2010, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Infidel Dog

It might help her case if she was a babe, but...not so much.

caroline cartwright - Google Search

Why would that help her case? Might even prejudiced it.

PinkSpoon · #5 (**permalink**) 06-30-2010, 06:19 PM

I think people are just jealous that they don't have loud sex.

Just Right · #6 (**permalink**) 07-12-2010, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PinkSpoon

I think people are just jealous that they don't have loud sex.

Actually Im just jealous that I have been arrested for it yet LOL!!

PinkSpoon · #7 (**permalink**) 07-12-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Right

Actually Im just jealous that I have been arrested for it yet LOL!!

You must not be loud enough.

Just Right · #8 (**permalink**) 07-15-2010, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PinkSpoon

You must not be loud enough.

not even gonna go there

PinkSpoon · #9 (**permalink**) 07-15-2010, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Right

not even gonna go there

Thank you.

Bill · #10 (**permalink**) 07-15-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Infidel Dog

It might help her case if she was a babe, but...not so much.

caroline cartwright - Google Search

Those ppl should be quite, I would not wanna hear her either.......

I had a similar situation on my honeymoon in Yosemite....... The place (Awanna hotel) is very old, thin wood walls & vents above the doors & wood floors, make great amplifier.......lol

Unbelieve how loud they were, squeaky old brass bed & to top it off that fool snored so loud it could be heard a quarter mile away......... I can not even fake snore that loud.............

I got a hundred bucks off the room & he quieted down after a half hour or so.....

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