Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.

Xing (pictured in his compromising situation) was apparently feeling lonely in
the park late at night when he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench. Apparently ignorant of spatial realities, it wasn't until he was aroused that he realized he could no longer extract his manhood from the bench, panicked and called the police.


By the time doctors got to work on Xing's predicament (pun intended), it was so swollen that they had to cut the entire bench free and load it into the ambulance with Xing attached. At the hospital, it took four hours to separate Xing from his special bench, and doctors stated that in another hour they would have had to remove his penis.

Man Humps Bench, Gets Stuck - Asylum | Men's Lifestyle | Humor, weird news, sex tips, fashion, dating, food and gadgets

Tell me they aren't going to reuse that park bench...

This reminds me of a weird kid in our school. One day we noticed an ambulance in his driveway so we all went over to see what was wrong. Out the door came "Ed" on a stretcher with the metal attachment from their vacuum cleaner still attached to his penis..

That bench is a slut!...

Spends all day getting ass and now this...

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LOL

Made me lose my breath.

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