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| The Media Discuss Announcing the Adopt A Slut Program at the Political Forums; Originally Posted by rivrrat No, it's how it's always been. You mean kinda like how racism "has always been"...???... |
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Yup. It always has been and always will be.
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Dear Adopt-A-Slut (AAS):
I am very interested in adopting a Slut and am inquiring to find out what requirements you have to be a good adoptive family for a needy slut? We are a stable family, of mixed Slut parentage but unable to have Sluts of our own. We even joined the local Anonymous Sluts Society (ASS) in hopes of working throught this problem. We've been trying for years but have only been able to produce Gigalos and one lone Bimbo. While we love them dearly, we feel our lack keenly every time we look over the fence at our neighbors adorable Slut playing in their backyard. If only we could have one of our own! Our Pastor tells us not to worry - it's God's will, and he encourages us to reach out to the street Sluts. Our friends tell us if we adopt a Slut, then it never fails, we'll end up with one of our own. Our parents just pat the Bimbo on the head and tell us we should be satisfied with our lovely Gigalos and besides, it's cheaper to raise a Gigalo than a Slut since Viagra is covered by medicare. Please can you help us adopt a Slut of our own? We'll provide a wonderful loving family, and are strong proponents of spay and neuter. Thank you so much, The Sad and Slutless Family
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Personally, I find the term "slut" to be highly offensive. No way to refer to a woman.
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Well, Santorum's already bitching about prenatal care: he wants to do away with prenatal testing for genetic disorders which is standard for many pregnant women, including those with a family history and those over 35. I'm glad there's at least one grown-up in the room- Obama- because all of the GOP candidates have begun to resemble sniggering preadolescent boys who like to snap girls' bra-straps in the hallways and scrawl naughty words on the bathroom walls. The turn this election has taken is quite unseemly, and it's got moderates deserting the Republican party like rats fleeing a sinking ship. |
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