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Old 05-23-2019, 07:45 PM
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Massachusetts man says someone broke into his home ... and cleaned it


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It was a clean getaway.


A Massachusetts father came home to find that someone had broken into his h
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ouse. But nothing was missing.

Instead of stealing, the intruder or intruders cleaned the house.

Nate Roman, 44, of Marlborough, said he had returned home with his 5-year-old son on May 15 when the little boy noticed that the back door was open.
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“Nothing was damaged, nothing was taken … just arranged in a really creepy way," Roman told NBC News in a phone interview Thursday.

Roman said as he inspected the house, he smelled bleach and other cleaning solvents and could tell that the place had been tidied up.

His son's room, which they had left messy that morning, was immaculate, with the bed made and stuffed animals neatly arranged. The toilet paper in his bathroom had been adorned with "this very neatly folded rose," he said.
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Roman said every room had been cleaned, except for the kitchen.

“I was immediately worried that someone was in the house,” he said.

Confused and not sure what to make of the situation, he called the police.

A Marlborough Police Department spokesman told NBC News on Thursday that officers had no leads or suspects in the case.
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Roman said he believes someone working for a house-cleaning service may have confused his home for another. He said his alarm did not go off because he forgot to turn it on. He also thinks he forgot to lock his back door that day.

While the incident left him a little shaken, Roman said it was a reminder for him to double-check that his doors are locked.


At least it wasn't a zodiac sign.
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He said his alarm did not go off because he forgot to turn it on. He also thinks he forgot to lock his back door that day.
This increases my bullsh*t meter...

A person or persons decided to break into a house to clean it...on the very day that this guy forgot to turn on his alarm system AND left a door unlocked...

Sounds way too convenient...

Also, does this guy have family or neighbors that continually complain about his house's messiness?...I wouldn't be surprised if somebody was so fed up with his filth that they decided to go over and clean it themselves...
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A Massachusetts father came home to find that someone had broken into his h



At least it wasn't a zodiac sign.
While suspicious in nature, I'd say this man knows more than he's telling. Surprise present from someone?

I would be pleased, however, if these 'criminals' would appear at my house....
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how is anyone supposed to wipe their bums with toilet paper that looks better than most things in the house.

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it had to be a woman because they love making things in the house useless and untouchable.
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Living rooms you can't use, Glasses and silverware you can't touch,
decorative towels in the bathroom that you're not allowed to use,
decorative trash pots in the bathroom that you can't put trash in.
NOW this amazing rose shaped bum wipe paper maybe the final stage... and a warning to all men everywhere of whats next on the feminine agenda to keep men from "messing up" the bathroom.
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