How about.

1.You better join this site you useless piece of crap.

2. This is the best site to join because Mikeyy's here.

3. Angelina Jolie sometimes posts nude photos here.

4. Join this site and you could win $!.000,000

5. Ask your doctor if this site is right for you. If your erection lasts more than 4 hours your on the wrong site.

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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge. Confucious

The one I made up that gained attention on a previous forum was this one...

"Where the Einstein of intelligence meets the Tammy Faye Baker of emotion."

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Here's what I have on my myspace page:

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Consumption is indeed important in a free economy: particularly the freedom of consumers to buy their goods in unhampered markets. However, key to long-term economic growth is investment (savings), which is the opposite of consumption. Public policies that promote consumption — such as low interest rates — do so at the expense of savings. Less savings means less investments; an economy that does not save or invest will consume all of its resources and eventually end up bankrupt.-David Saied

I've got to remember to YELL

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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge. Confucious

Poor vision makes it necessary. Keeps me from having to find my reading glasses.

Headlines need to look like headlines.

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Fair enough!

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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge. Confucious

Mikeyy posts here!

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein

Last chance to add some more slogans...

I'll gather up a few good ones and then setup a poll...

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

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"Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively and without self delusion---In the long run these are the only people that count."Robert Heinlein