You would've thought this would've happened years ago......

Dolly Parton's Breasts Cause Her to Postpone Tour

I don't believe her and for proof I demand to examine her personally!!!!!...

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Honestly, I'm surprised she made it to this age without back problems. I have known women in their 30's and even their late 20's with chronic back problems due to the size/weight of their "puppies."

Dolly must be in very good physical condition.

If ever there was a candidate (and maybe a celebrity endorsement) for breast reduction surgery, she is it.

Well, I guess she's come full circle in a way. Seeing as how her breasts helped cause her to be an attraction in the first place.

That's not really fair of me. She is a lovely woman, with a lovely visage and personality and a great voice.

But the hooters, well...

Here's one of the more clever Dolly Parton jokes by Johnny Carson (as Karnak the Magnificent).

I don't like her singing, but I like to watch her sing...

Hmmmm, there is something I don't understand about this story of hers. She says she's been bending over backwards, but I just don't believe her.

If she was really bending over backwards, surely she would have suffocated by now!

She'd also be breaking some laws of physics...

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Actually at her age, and the size of hers and considering how skinny she is, bending over backwards would cause them to be side impact airbags... ;o)

I'm surprised her back hasn't snapped by now...She should just have a steel spine inserted...

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Or tie a string to her shoes from each peak... ;o) no tipping backwards that way.. lmao.

She should just be carried around like Hannibal Lecter strapped to a handtruck...

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