Jennifer Lopez was a guest of George Lopez on Monday night. She did a five minute stand-up monologue on Lopez Tonight, and managed a few zingers before the late night host took back his stage.

J-Lo started with, “Welcome to Lopez Tonight, where nobody gets fired – they just get replaced with a bigger star with the same last name.” She went on to bash FOX News and Sarah Palin, calling the former governor “la cabrona”, Spanish for bi*ch.

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Imagine if Sarah Palin called Jennifer Lopez a bitch? It would never happen, but if she did, the Latino community would be screaming for her head.

Once again, another Hollywood loudmouth sticks their foot in their mouth and does anyone care?

Indeed they would.

Probably not, other than Fox News and Sarah Palin fans. It might make for a good cat fight, but to me it's just one attention whore attacking another one with Fox News being thrown in for good measure.

J-Lo is a washed up puta.

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Every step taken toward the installment of Sharia law will be justifiable to the person who values appearance more than freedom and democracy.

Here's the entire monologue.


I wish she and Ben Aflack hadn't broken up.

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Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner and gave her at least one baby, maybe two. She is a sweetheart. Good for them both.

And Aflac is the duck represented insurance company isn't it?

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Every step taken toward the installment of Sharia law will be justifiable to the person who values appearance more than freedom and democracy.

I didn't know he had gotten married. Good for him but he was enamored of JLo. She'll be sorry I think if she isn't already.

I don't always feel like looking up Proper nouns and the spell check was no help. I assumed everyone would know who I was talking about.
You're spelling corrections are getting annoying.

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O. K., if the Iraqui government wants assist with troop traing from the U. S., wouldn't it ber better, cheaper and easier, to bring THEM to Ft. Benning?

I always feel grateful whenever someone corrects me. But even then the correction was meant as a way to make a joke rather than to call attention to your shortcomings.

Getting touchy aren't we?

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Every step taken toward the installment of Sharia law will be justifiable to the person who values appearance more than freedom and democracy.