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The Moon LAnding didn't happen

The Holocaust didn't really happen.

JFK was killed by George HW Bush (he was after all in Texas that week).

Here's a new one. Obama, Clinton, Bush (both) Reagan and Carter are in the succession of leading up to the final real anti christ and the next President is the final real anti christ and a someone's theory that because he is Mormon it's Romney.

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"A rising tide has lifted all yachts." Warren Buffett

Obama is not a dark skinned, anti-war socialist who gives away free health care; you're thinking of Jesus.

The CIA along with the KGB were purchased in the early 80s by Mossad and Jewish bankers in order to control both superpowers. The Soviet Union had collapsed so the jews got screwed on their investment.

However, the CIA is still worth while and they use a legion of millions of tiny spider cells (which are robotic spiders with video cameras, voice recorders, and other such devices) to spy on every American, Canadian, Brit, and Israeli

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"In Honor There Is Hope"

Canada born, Georgia raised.

Reid and Boehner are wearing masks???

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Our nation has not always lived up to its ideals, yet those ideals have never ceased to guide us. They expose our flaws, and lead us to mend them. We are the beneficiaries of the work of the generations before us and it is each generation's responsibility to continue that work. - Laura Bush

Leftists and very small children don't seem to be able to understand that the Government isn't there to "fix" the economy, anymore than a tick is there to fix your dog.~Oftencold

Gangstalking is the one that baffles me.

What gets into those guys heads that they spend so much time of every day worrying cabals are following them around zapping them with beam weapons, harassing them with stuff the rest of us just think of as common everyday irritations. I've seen them on forums when they're talking how they're being gangstalked, and they sound nuts, then I see them on other forums just talking like normal people. They're not stupid, or anything. They make me scratch my head.

Amazing that this thread was started and I JUST heard my nominee...


I'm looking to see where this is an Onion-like piece, but not finding it...

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"You get the respect that you give" - cnredd

The cameras are crap though.

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“Quod scripsi, scripsi"

"Sometimes, the source of the beautiful dawning light that drives back the darkness, is your house burning"

You hit my highlights on the first two.

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"Try and fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they are a citizen".

The Jews did 9/11, with a particle beam from outer space.

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"Bush tortured people, Obama just kills them."
---Noam Chomsky

*snort*
That's a new one for me....

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"Try and fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured, but not everyone must prove they are a citizen".